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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Actually, Frankenstein's the name of the doctor. The monster's name is Shrek.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. I’ve crunched the numbers and it turns out, if you add milk...not as crunchy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and now I see everybody here’s wearing bubblegum underwear?!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 334 views

  4. A moment of silence for the victims of yesterday’s snack attack.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. I have an apartment on the 15th floor or, as I like to call it, "Plan B"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. The chartreuse caboose carried eleven Kevins and eighty Stacys and a secret no one ever saw coming. That’s this week on: The Barn.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Next thing I know, I’ve got syphillis and my wallet’s gone. That’s the last time I trust the Gorton’s fisherman!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. Jiiimeeeeee—you don’t have to crack that corn tonight

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I came here to chew bubblegum and smoke grass, and then literally eat the entire pack of bubblegum because it’s the only food in the house.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. This is the show where we have never said “heynong man” to Bronson Pinchot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. One of the things that one of the one hundred billion plus things has said in their lifetime.

    By BLOOOR,
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  12. Making love to a beautiful woman is a lot like climbing Everest.. Chances are its never going to happen!

    By Bigsmak,
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  13. Stick a fork in me – I’m done! Now eat me you sexy cannibal.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right, here I am, slowly dying from asphyxiation after having fallen into a corn silo.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Bars, cars and different tar, that’s what’s in my bottom

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. For the measles and the mumps, the Good Doctor prescribes the humpty hump!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a "That 70s Show" guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I've got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. save 100% on 100 mattresses by sleeping on the cold hard ground instead of on a 90' mattress pyramid...today!!

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  20. Salty slam poetry rhymes make me slam salty pork rinds.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. A hotter model with otter baubles requires a water bottle

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. The best thing to do first thing in the morning the second you start doing it is yes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Never underestimate a cannibalistic Cinnamon Gremlin. You might find your panties covered in Gizmo fluid!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Please excuse the rat attached to my toenail. I was born with it and it’s a part of me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Corn is nature’s turd bling.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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