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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like boobie tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Let sleeping dogs lie, Kyle, and please put that cat back in the bag. It’s going to track dog blood everywhere.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 421 views

  3. I got this partially masticated apple straight from the horse’s mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 413 views

  4. Steven Strange is Dr. Strange. Bill Cosby is Dr. Get Some Unconscious Strange.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. Why did the chicken nugget erode the crops? Because blogs damn. And processed sugar. And fleece.

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. The Neverending Story is a movie from the 1980s, Kyle. Yes, that’s why we haven’t left the theater, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I like bacon tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. He spotted the giraffe four hundred yards down the trail with his binoculars; how the giraffe got his binoculars he could not ascertain.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 370 views

  9. No, you listen to me, Words With Friends! Bootytastic is too a word!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 371 views

  10. knock knock

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 577 views

  11. I don't want to say my math professor is a pervert, but every answer on his exam spelled out boob, boobs, or boobies.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  12. I like corn tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 389 views

  13. It was a dark and smarmy night. The dreaded earwolf loosed its mournful howl in the distance, and we served guacamole to the cat with a spoon even tho

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Knock knock? Who’s there? Interrupting plugs theme. Interrupting plugs theme whOH SAY CAN YOU HEAR/ALL THE PLUGS THAT WE HAVE/TO TELL YOU ABOUT/SO YOU

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Well ain’t that the bees knees. How will that poor bee ever walk again, you cruel bastard!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man squatting next to me, shoving a dildo all the way in

    By Crumpet Snatcher,
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  17. You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: The world's oceans are dying. I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Hello, is it pee you're looking for? Because I'm a sex worker who offers an exciting range of services

    By Crumpet Snatcher,
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    • 439 views

  19. Butts are juicy, butts are rad, butts are best discussed with Dad.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 509 views

  20. Well that’s just fantastic, Scott. How are we going to explain this to Alan Thicke’s ghost?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 293 views

  21. I like apple tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 561 views

  22. Seashells she sells down by the seashore, but choose our own seashells from the seashore itself we must, because overpriced and poorly located her bus

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 302 views

  23. Frosty the Snowman was a bitter, hateful soul, with a corncob hemorrhoid, a button-sized melanoma on his nose, and two eyes filled with malicious viru

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 408 views

  24. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished in one hand and shit in the other and see which one shuffles off first.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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