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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Native American cook at my Japanese place quit without cause. I may sue Sue the Sioux sushi sous chef!

    By MattyWox,
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  2. My name is Sparkly Pete and I’m the sixth member of KISS

    By fredsolo,
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  3. If your catchphrase sucks, people want even bother to

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Poke bowls are the new latchkey kids

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Put your clams together for Billy the Squid

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. I dare you to catch this phrase!

    By fredsolo,
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  7. I don’t know why Jesus speaks to me exclusively in my nightmares but I guess I’m cool with it.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. If you are what you eat, then I’m exclusively ass

    By CurtJames,
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  9. Chicken noodle soup for the soul, chicken noodle poop for the bowl

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. I'm far too fond of the thing to have it amputated now, no matter now much rot festers inside of it!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I'm so tired, I might fall asleep at my keyuyj7hjhnnnnnnnnnnn

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. That's not a Mongolian gerbil, it's a Persian jird. Either way, it's undercooked and I demand a refund

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. I just realized that "Viva Puffs" means "long live puffs" and I couldn't agree more

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Fun fact, Rachael Ray slept like a baby last night

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. One man's septic tank is another man's fudgy drank.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Dick can’t draw very welly, so Dick Tracy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Where do I stand on women in the workplace? Mainly in the break-room, the ladies hate it and frankly HR's not thrilled either.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Let's all go to the lobby, it'll really freak out the kid at the concession stand.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Remember when Alan Ruck was the horny guy on Spin City? You know what they should have called that character? Alan Intercourse!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. You know, you come here talkin’ about porns when we could be eating corns.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Hey, check out these Nutella© babywipes.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. As long they're gonna reboot every TV show from my childhood anyways, they should bring back SNL and The Simpsons.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  23. Chocolate does NOT look like that.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. What’s short, or can be long, is slender, soft at times and hard at other times? String cheese babyyyy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. My bathroom is black tie only so I look dapper on the crapper.

    By Bingo Boy,
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