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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why so down, Ketchup? This is Comedy Bang Bang!

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  2. After attributing the success of Flo Rida to his name, Wiz Khonsin and Lil Weezy Anna were determined to take the rap game by storm.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. give a little bit (de ne nan den na nan) give a little bit of your wife to me.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Always poofread.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. Yer shootin' up crank! What else have you been doin in here when you told us you were just whistlin' Dixie, Mother?!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. I pop them toasters like it's the AM in a diner. Welcome to comedy bang bang: t'aint no podcast finer.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Hey Nantucket Nectar! News flash! No one give a fuck about Nantucket!

    By sodapopcat,
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  8. A man's purse is called a murse because a woman's purse is worse

    By sodapopcat,
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  9. We have a name for guys like you back where I'm from. We call them plumbers. Could I get an estimate on installing a new p-trap in the terlet?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Well, you didn't let me finish my sentence. What I was going to say was, she's just a big old teddy bear who BITES AND SCRATCHES SO WATCH OUT

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. When John Lennon said he was bigger than Jesus, I'm pretty sure he meant "down there"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. dont tell me i cant start a new topic without logging in you internet bastard

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Ooh baby I love your whey. And your curds. You really do make the best cheese sweetheart.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. They call me Mr. Tibbs. Which is strange, because my last name is Jenkins. And I'm a woman.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Captain’s log, subliminal. First Officer Johnson (give your soul to the bananaman) on the holodeck malfunction (all your donuts are mine) regarding di

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Captain’s log, subtextual. Regarding the recent revolt in the Epsilon Sector, give me that sandwich now or I’ll beat your candy ass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Tyra Banks beat RuPaul in naming a TV show America's Next Top Model.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Before midnight, however, we're definitely going to keep it tucked discreetly inside

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. 83 years old and suffering from inoperable pancreatic cancer, Pinnochio started to wonder why he ever gave up his sweet gig as an immortal wooden toy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Obama's not coming FOR your guns, he's coming ON your guns. It's kinda his thing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 368 views

  23. In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. But on a rainy afternoon like this one I'll probably just stay home and masturbate

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. I'll rub your belly if you rub mine!

    By Grandpa Jerry,
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  25. Grimble Gramble Grumble Gree, riddle have I thus for thee. Who played Cyrus the Virus in the 1997 film Con Air?

    By RandyMiller,
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