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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pick a card, any card. Seriously, we've been in this Hallmark store long enough.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. I imagine that Terry Crews fans are called Terry's Crews.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. When i go to the beach I actually wear a plantain hammock.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. This ain't your grand pappy's CRISPR Genome Editing!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. I am writing an etiquette book on the eating of melted cheese called "Fondues and Fondont's"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. While in India I was shocked to see a naked Ellie Kemper in the newly opened delicatessen. Nude Ellie in New Deli in New Dehli.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. My favorite Beat-off poet is Jack-Off KeroWhack-off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. cornucopia of ignoramuses adorn the ramparts

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I once bought a DVD of Big Fish THIIIIS BIIIIG.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. You want to know what really creams my corn? 2% milk. Half & Half is just too fattening.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. If you're happy and you know it, let that stranger out of the basement, Captain. Hello? Captain, are you there? He's gone. Hit the button.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. dont buy: the earwolf app

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. A sudden interruption! The church doors flung open and a shout rang out. "I object! I object, to high monthly payments on new and used automobiles!"

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. I often wonder, late at night, who Harry would be, without the Hendersons. Harry Potter maybe.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. Jogging? No thanks. I will sprint through a meadow at midnight. I will run this company into the ground. But no jogging

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. It took me a while to check, but I can now say without a doubt that when you're smiling, the whole world is NOT, in fact, smiling with you!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. All I want for Christmas is my left nut back. I made a really bad bargain to get Hamilton tickets.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. I wanna whole lotta love, fries, and a coke.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. You, Uncle Sam. Me, Hagar. Let's Red, White, and Blue Rocker this bitch!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. A Canadian asshole is equivalent to an average New Yorker

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Everybody Wang Chungs here, Derek. Everybody. Don't you want to have fun tonight? Don't you want Leader to see you having fun?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Hats on sideways?! Hats on backwards?! What's next?! Hats on my feet?!

    By Thedge,
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  23. "The more I think about it, selling sea shells by the sea shore is an awful business model"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  24. "It must be jelly, cause jam sends me into anaphylactic shock, course maybe that's the peanut butter"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  25. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, so just in case, my safety word is pumpernickel"

    By PamGriersLegs,   
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