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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On today’s show, Denmark’s leading corn porn magnate, Bjorn Throbinson!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Are You There, God? It’s Me, the guy that took your name in vain when I slammed by wee-wee in the shower door.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. “Let’s turn that frown upside down!” should have been the tagline for Face/Off

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Without any further adieu, but just a little more a don't.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. To Amy Sedaris human, to Barry Gibb divine.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. I’d like to offer you a small part in a Matthew McConaughey vehicle. It’s right here under the hood of my Lincoln.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Dick Butkus was a legendary athlete and there’s absolutely nothing funny to say about him.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. I don't understand why they say "you can pick your friends." It seems like a fairly presumptuous undertaking

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Some say the world will end in fire. Some say in ice. But I say: cover my balls in sugar and spice.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. John Travoltage should have played Watt Earp the electricity cowboy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I'm on the woulda coulda diet - I only eat what I shoulda

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. I’m what they call “on the Spectrum”... because that’s what Time Warner Cable changed their name to.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. The first rule of fidget club: tell all your friends. Second rule: Adderalls in the cookie jar.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. If Tom Green’s Backward Man had eyes in the back of his head, he wouldn’t be able to see where he was going, and that would be even funnier.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. All joking aside, I’ll have the corn salad with extra corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I don't know half of you; and I dislike the other half of you. Anyway, I’m the fugoudda here.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. My name is Spank Dankles and I like to run around.

    By scrotor,
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  18. Bingo bango Chris Kattan was Mango.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. Little known fact, Johnny Cash actually wrote “Ring of Fire” about the aftermath of a week-long whiskey & chili bender.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. This might sound homophobic but frankly I love gay people. Phew, that didn't end up sounding homophobic at all.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Carol Burnett used to tug her earlobe as a secret message to her grandmother and week after week it never failed to make Old Droopy Lobes Burnett cry.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. I asked for a plastic bag, not your opinion

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Welcome one, welcome all to 7-Eleven Presents: Comedy Big Gulp with your host Slurpee Hotdoggerman

    By smitty,
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  24. Do you wanna know I got this SARS?

    By smitty,
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  25. Not a fan of "Clocks" or "Viva la Vida?" Sounds like Coldplay leaves you cold, playa.

    By smitty,
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