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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh great, another mouth to feed. I wish I'd never taken this job at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 322 views

  2. I got bedroom eyes and breakfast nook thighs come take a spin on this ride I call passion.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 387 views

  3. My four four year old doctor make sure all y'all kids don't grow by performing vasectomies.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 375 views

  4. This is an insider's guide to getting kicked and being called names in the beige carpet-lined hallways of this subpar Wolfcool knockoff.

    By onarga,
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  5. Lately I find myself thinking what's the point, then I remember it's the thing that I put at the end of my sentences.

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. "The end is neiiiigghhhhhhh!" said a panicky, prophetic pony who mistakenly boarded the Elmer's shuttle.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Flashback: Dinosaur times, T Rex tearing into a helpless Triceratops. Flash forward: Present Day, Trump grabs some pussy. Connect the dots America.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Oh, you miss the beloved Canadian comedian John Candy, I was worried something had happened to the stash of sweets I keep hidden in my toilet.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Remember kids, a Snapple a day keeps the Snapple lady banished to Dimension X, or so I read under a particularly ominous cap.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Mama said knock you up, So LL Cool J didn't pull out, making him quite right about it not being a cum back.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 347 views

  11. Is it just me, or am I the only one here?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Your reasoning is flawed, my friend. If Stanley Kubrick had faked the moon landing, there wouldn't be any mistakes in the pictures

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. It's lonely at the Top Gun Naval Fighter Weapons School without Goose around

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Step on a crack ho, break your mother's backhoe

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we should build an addition to our treehouse right here

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. On this day in 1936, Eva Braun shaved her pubes into a Hitler moustache

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. We're gonna build a wall and make the giant monsters pay for it, hashtag make skull island great again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. There once was a man from Savannah/Whose finger resembled a banana/He said with a fidget/As he wielded his digit/If they kill off Maggie, I swear to G

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Those who would give up their mac ‘n’ cheese to save room for a little pie deserve neither mac ‘n’ cheese nor pie.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Never judge a book by its cover. Except the book “Die Because I Hate You,” by You. Screw that book. And you too, for that matter.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 338 views

  21. Is that a bandana in your pocket or are you just happy being a cholo.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Fun fact: freeze tag was invented by the Donner Party cattle, and perfected by the people.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. "Oh they'll see. They'll ALL SEE!!" Said the optometrist upon recieving his medical degree.

    By Mans_laughter,
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  24. My name's catchphrase Scott and I'm here to say, it's fun to catchphrase in a rapping way

    By gordonvision,
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  25. If wishes were horses, bestiality would be really different.

    By wavedalton,
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