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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Last time I checked a man could still keep oysters in his drawers and not get shit about it, or is this not the Kentucky I love?

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Listen Marvin I get it, but when we started writing this period piece I had no idea that it would turn into such a bloody mess.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. I said a hip hop, the hippie, the hippie, to the hippies?!?! Damn you hippies!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. If you assuage all the sausage, you'll be left with an inedible indelible. It's all about the anagrams, baby!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. For all your petulance, for all your arrogance, the relentless & willful stupidity; I love you and all you stand for.

    By BLOOOR,
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  6. lovable misfit of gangs bumbling its way thru youth discovering things about themselves, and possibly LOVE, along the way, while also winning the cup

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Honky tonk dance hall hits throwin shade at your cousin, whatchu goin to do about it son???

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Spittle tracking down her chin is all daddy asks for. Daddy demands spittle

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I never thought you'd be a monkey because simians are so passé.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  10. "Welcome to the Guten-dome," crowed acclaimed comedic Steve Gutenberg from atop a bird-shaped car

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  11. Bagels and lox did kegels in socks and all of it happened in Tula

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  12. Sufferin’ succotash, granny, please stop torturing that savory mixture of corn and beans!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, please dismember me and inter the parts throughout several prairies in order to deter the mad prairie scienti

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. “You’re all hat and no cattle!” said the haberdasher to his non-livestock-owning chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Someone posted a debatable listicle nit-picking my detestable testicles and although I was skeptical I must say my testicles ARE a spectacle.

    By BigBoyJared,
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  16. The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is in an undisclosed top-secret location, you traitorous bastard.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. The detective, having just finished giving head to his blanket, knew he'd just blown his cover.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. That rat who said "strike while the iron is hot" owes me money for hand bandages.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Hang you Tom Sawyer! I done gave fair warning that hobo would be back for his teeth. Right fetch me my crossbow.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. There is no "I" in botched laser surgery.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. My mama said there'd be days like this when she was teaching me the days of the week.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. Pants are a social construct. Please boycott pants. Let your genitals flap freely in the wind. As Allah intended. Also, I'm a preschool teacher

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Police have severed ties with Mcgruff, aparrently he's become pretty hard-boiled as of late as evidenced by his "Rip the throat out of crime" campaign

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Oh, when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson do it it's hilarious but when I crash my way into a wedding I "ran over the bride's mother and crippled her".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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