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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Most people remember Abraham Lincoln as a famous wrestler, few credit him as the man who coined the phrase "butt stuff".

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Now its time for wacky weather! Today it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Speaking of wacky I am required to tell you all that I am a sex offender

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. I think of all the movie stars named Dolph, Dolph Lundgren is my second favorite. Congrats, Dolph from the Simpsons.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. My girlfriend says I spend too much time on shrimps.com, she thinks internet prawn is ruining our relationship

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Some kids play House, some kids play Doctor. Me, I liked to play "Dr. House" until my pill addiction spiraled out of control and worried my parents.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Boy, I'm feeling a little cocky just now. Sorry, I promised I wouldn't work blue.

    By SirVizzle,
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  7. I think I need to vent some plasma residue.

    By SirVizzle,
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  8. Get this cheese to sick bay.

    By SirVizzle,
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  9. Scotty Want A Cracker

    By leo,
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  10. Sonny Rollins used to play his sax on the Bridge to Tarabithia.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  11. Get out my dreams, and into my America.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. I can’t even—but I can odd.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. After mini long years filled with epic nanoseconds blasting whispers fossil record spins Victrola's search for tonic.

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. I had a kid. His name was Sid. He told a fib. So I left him and his mother forever.

    By Tampon Manpookiss,
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  15. Actually, it's Frankenstein's Monster's monstertruck's trucknuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. So that’s one, two, THREE balls!? You, my friend, are a tri-testiculared freak!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Considering the sheer number of seashells already on the seashore, her choice of location was somewhat questionable from a business standpoint.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. St. Elmo’s Fire was a muppet-free movie from the 1980s, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. I'm an Aeries but my true self is a monster truck.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  22. Throw your bedspreads over your deadheads, kids—it’s time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. That’s once, twice, three times you’ve swiped your debit card, lady. Would you like to borrow ten dollars?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. It’s not the loves you take, it’s the loves you rake. Or is that leaves? Goddamit, autumn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 345 views

  25. This isn't the line for Jay Leno's road-themed catchphrases? Wish someone'd've road me sooner.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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