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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The finale of “Who’s the Boss?” was kinda disappointing. They didn’t even reveal who the boss was.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Winner of the 2018 Des Moines Weekly Bugle’s Reader’s Choice Award for “Leading Cause of Cattle Mortality Due to Eye Roll Disease”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Unless you're at a murder scene. Then you just look guilty as hell.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. Leave the gun, take the Hunny. A message from Vinnie da Pooh.

    By madsmoons,
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  5. Hay is for horses. Haaaaaaayyyyyyyy is for Arthur Horse-erelli. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Back in my day, "dementia" was a little candy that the snowman hid under our pillows, and we collected them all into a big, what do you call it, tractor, and drove away before uncle Pete could catch us and push us down the mountain

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Fun fact, "Happy Days" was originally supposed to be called "Happy Gays" but the network thought the title was too redundant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Linda, you've done it again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. If you need any unsolicited advice, just ask

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Fun fact, I saw your dad giving my dad a hand job

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Wilford Brimley can s my d, I AM the oatmaster

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  12. Every time a microwave dings, Joe Pesci squeezes on his hairy rings.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. The proof is in the pudding... and by that I mean, hair, semen, and bone fragments!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Well, this is where the rubber meets the road... AKA where I have safe sex with asphalt.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. "Red Rover" should be fine, but no more "Simon Says"... remember, Garfunkel is his own man now.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Somebody call a Doctor because I have the shits again.

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  17. Wheres Down Cold Cat?

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  18. Coveffe is for Cvlosers

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  19. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just wildly deformed?

    By Oh_caftan_my_caftan,
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  20. Grubhub is just Pornhub for food.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  21. Never metamucil I didn't wanna snoosle.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. The mind and the body are both ruled by a transcendent longing for mozzarella sticks.

    By DestructoRobo,
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  23. If they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you a handful of women who do.

    By DestructoRobo,
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  24. I like my women like I like my cereal: full of milk and gone by 8am.

    By DestructoRobo,
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  25. Seahorses are just horses that you can lead to water and drink it.

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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