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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Everything has an end, but a sausage has two

    By TedKetterman,
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  2. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, why won't the angel of death take me?

    By TedKetterman,
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  3. A foolish consistency may be the hobgoblin of little minds but damn it, Parker, bring me pictures of Spider-Man!

    By Air Impaler,
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  4. I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler, so how about throwing in a free pair of earplugs?

    By Air Impaler,
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  5. I agree these are difficult times, but just follow the sheet music and it'll all work out in the end.

    By Air Impaler,
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  6. I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Please call the police, As you hear me shout. I miss my family and I want to get out.

    By TheSuperPan,
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  7. They may call me small fry, but who’s got the potato peeler now, huh spud, who!

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  8. If I’m not supposed to get high on my own supply, then why did I just waste my money buying these drugs?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. I've heard that if you spend enough time with someone they start to rub off on you. Well i must be doing it wrong because i cant even get someone to rub off near me.

    By Santa's Lap,
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  10. When life give you lemons, how about you show some gratitude towards life before making lemonade, you selfish son of a bitch!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. My expert medical diagnosis is that your b-hole ‘sploded.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. Well excuse me, but if I’m not allowed to do that in this Friendly’s bathroom then you need to put up a sign.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. I’ve given thousands of hand jobs. It’s all in a day’s work for the head of a hand modeling agency.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. Sprinkle me with jimmies while I tinkle and I shimmy.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. One for the money, two for the show, Three's Company, and Four Non Blondes are actually pretty underrated

    By Air Impaler,
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  16. Jet fuel can melt my heart, but only love can melt steel beams

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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  17. Better call Doc Brown, because I went from six to midnight and it's been more than four hours.

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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  18. When I was younger I would sometimes clam up, now that I’m grown, all I do is oyster down.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? Probably not, so might as well stay in bed and hit snooze a few dozen times

    By Air Impaler,
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  20. Bros before hoes, buttons before bows,  check my flow as we roll into this talk show

    By Air Impaler,
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  21. My sis ain't a mister. But my cyst is a zitster.

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
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  22. I'm not usually a horse man, but boy can that stallion gallop!!

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
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  23. Perhaps every good boy deserves fudge, but if this policy is implemented the infrastructure of the fudge industry will collapse within days.

    By Air Impaler,
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  24. I really want to cast my pod, but for the life of me I cannot figure out how to RSS my XML

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  25. S my D? More like L my P...am I right ladies?

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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