New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Kessel crawl, Kessel walk, THEN Kessell Run

   By KrangkaDelic, April 11, 2014
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   • April 11, 2014

2. I wish Jesus was a lil youngster, that way he'd be eligible for an amber alert and more people could find Christ.

   By Jake Dingus, April 17, 2014
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   • travisdunsmuir
   • April 18, 2014

3. My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.

   By jaymanthegreat, April 24, 2014
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   • Bernard_Shakey
   • April 24, 2014

4. ...

   By allenpwilliams, April 25, 2014
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   • mwn
   • April 27, 2014

5. Snitches get Lilo & Stitches.

   By Kevinpalooza, May 3, 2014
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   • Kevinpalooza
   • May 3, 2014

6. If I was a pro wrestler there’s no question my entrance music would be Duran Duran’s "Ordinary World". Finishing move? Farting Piledriver.

   By Kevinpalooza, May 13, 2014
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   • Kevinpalooza
   • May 14, 2014

7. Should I treat myself for poison ivy or is it just a reaction to my new laundry detergent?

   By AprilFoolsRebel, May 19, 2014
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   • AprilFoolsRebel
   • May 20, 2014

8. Open on a meadows; Tim. Spring is sprung. Smash Cut Two: The Reckoning. A bang; another. Roll credits roll

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, May 23, 2014   

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   • Charlie Murphy Brown
   • May 24, 2014

9. I tried to force feed my cat, but my Jedi powers failed me.

   By jaymanthegreat, October 1, 2014
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   • October 3, 2014

10. My only regret is that I have "One Life to Live" seasons 1-12 on DVD, not Blu-ray.

    By jaymanthegreat, June 6, 2014
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    • June 23, 2014

11. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight shipping rates may apply. Looking at you Canada

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 17, 2014   

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    • Charlie Murphy Brown
    • July 21, 2014

12. Subpoenas, shlamozzle, caulk sand bawl sin corporate Ted. Weird comma doodoo it laughter yall

    By Charlie Murphy Brown, June 28, 2014   

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    • Bever Hopox
    • July 7, 2014

13. Sitting around the campfire and I have to wonder, is it just a guy in a bear costume?

    By Dhalgren, July 5, 2014
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    • Bernard_Shakey
    • July 31, 2014

14. Maybe she's born with it, but it looks cancerous to me.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 8, 2014
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    • jaymanthegreat
    • July 9, 2014

15. "Go vortex-shuffle with your own kind, Shaffer, no-one wants ye here 'cept 'manda, and she just went to bed outside, yeah you heard me - outside, you

    By KrangkaDelic, July 10, 2014
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    • July 10, 2014

16. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 11, 2014
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    • July 15, 2014

17. Grab a box of tissues, because here's a sad fact: sometimes baby pandas die.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 17, 2014
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    • July 17, 2014

18. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 18, 2014
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    • allenpwilliams
    • July 21, 2014

19. I drove my Ford to the levee. It just wasn't the same.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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    • jaymanthegreat
    • July 18, 2014

20. Just saw 12 Angry Men. Quite mild for a gay porn.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 18, 2014
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    • jaymanthegreat
    • July 21, 2014

21. Yulap? Bulap? No...Kulap. This shall be my wife’s name.

    By kindlerslist, July 23, 2014
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    • Bernard_Shakey
    • July 23, 2014

22. Demon Wayans 666

    By Kevinpalooza, July 24, 2014
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    • Kevinpalooza
    • July 24, 2014

23. I was born spread eagle and I'll die spread eagle.

    By Dhalgren, July 28, 2014
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    • Dhalgren
    • July 29, 2014

24. I watched as my toothpaste fell to the floor. I was crestfallen.

    By Bever Hopox, July 29, 2014
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    • AprilFoolsRebel
    • July 31, 2014

25. I cudda been a Pretender, if not for that rear naked choke I threw on Chrissie Hynde.

    By KrangkaDelic, August 2, 2014
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    • August 6, 2014