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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Keep your friends close, and keep one in your friend’s stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Most people would say immune deficiency was the boy in the bubble’s biggest problem, but he would tell you it was all the farts trapped in there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Don't take money; don't take fame; don't need no credit card to ride this train. We only accept precious metals.

    By MattyWox,
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  4. The only thing good on hulu right now is MASH.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. sometimes it's easy to get bogged down in the bullshit, which is why we recommend filling your pool with water.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. For a "citrus" tryst: put a tick on your dick to Lyme your slime!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. A Mime Screams: Crime Scheme or Creamy Meme? The answer tonight at ten.

    By MattyWox,
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  8. Hey buddy, I didn't spend all those years going mister school to be called doctor!

    By Papoff Smearnoff,
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  9. How many phrases would a catch phrase catch if a catch phrase could catch phrase?

    By Real Name Andrew,
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  10. The eager beaver gets the cleaver. Poor over-achieving cleavered beaver.

    By Real Name Andrew,
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  11. Hold your applause and I'll hold mine. Then we can swap applauses.

    By Real Name Andrew,
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  12. granddad grandstands for one thing only: gerber burgers for flabby babies

    By MattyWox,
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  13. Fool me once, oh god my poor fragile ego is ruined!

    By TheMoonsAJerk,
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  14. My dad's suicide note confused the rest of my family but it sure got to me, enough to be driving a 1-way route to the rope and rickety stool store: "I can't be a part of a world where there aren't more people doing Schneider from One Day At A Time cosplay

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. From the twisted mind of horror's reigning champion of blood comes a movie so scary that you won't believe yr' eyes & yr' eyes won't believe you,  which started a 7-year war between the ocular nerve & the brain that could only end 1 way: Legal blindness

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. You say tomato,I say tomato, the totalitarian regime that rules over this futuristic society has criminalized vocalization of any kind, all communication must be submitted via cybernetic impulse that is monitored by our benevolent leader so let's...

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. If you are going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair to cover up the smell of human feces, we are downwind of the Tenderloin today

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Welcome to the show where people want to expose themselves to the masses both figuratively and literally.

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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  19. you win some, you jissom

    By currybwa,
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  20. Some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love, but actually my name is Steve Miller and I'm a musician.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  21. gettin sloppy toppy in the backseat of my jalopy

    By currybwa,
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  22. I'm so nervous my flopsweat just shat the bed with me in it while I dreamt of being naked at school but this time my penis had flopsweat which then shat the bed that yr' wife and I fuck in every day. That's why I'm so nervous, I need to tell you something

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. The official podcast of those who clean Argentine latrines with hand me down tambourines.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Calendar?! I hardly dated her!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. Hot buttered corn? Check. Earwolf in my earholes? Check. Rotary self-inking green rubber "check" stamp? Check.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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