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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What do you get when you cross a car battery and a urinal mint? I don't know, but I'd buy it for a dollar.

    By JustinWescott,
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  2. Rubber baby busty butlers. That's my fetish!

    By JustinWescott,
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  3. I hope I'm not being too forward, but can I squirt on your Grandma's quilt?

    By JustinWescott,
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  4. Dirty dub-step humbles the dusty bachelor.

    By JustinWescott,
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  5. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Horses are wizards!

    By fredsolo,
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  6. The name's Fart Noise Jackson and I don't cotton too well to interlopers jammin' up my beeswax, chief.

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  7. tits bra nong chode shat spaz blow gurn sin shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Ahh pickles!

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Mista Dobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina, tear down this wall!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  10. Thankfully for Marvel Professor Xavier's last name didn't start with a C. C-Men comics probably wouldn't sell as well in the more conservative markets

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. fun in the hand is squirt poo in the tush

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? Find out next on the 2017 Texaco Amway Armed Forces Squatty Potty Rose Bowl, live from Pasadena.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Bill Nye Limmerick

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Any place you put a safe is a safe space.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. I remember I was DYING for some Red Bull and everyone was teasing me by not giving me any...Gave me a bad case of Blue Bulls...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Your time is like a computer animated movie with the saddest beginning ever! Up!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. Golfers bring Golf Clubs to Golf Clubs which is why I had to stop playing...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. Well gang, I'm back on the wagon. It's a Radio-Flyer and frankly I'm not even sure whose it is or where I got it. I'm drunk as fuck right now.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. A waistcoat battles it out with a denim cut-off for the affections of a v-neck sweater, this week on Vestworld.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Sure, I expected Peter Weller to Robo-cop a feel but I didn't think he'd Fuckaroo my Brown-eye.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Taze me once, shame on me. Taze me twice, lose all muscle control, pee my pants and convulse violently

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Now everyone please, put your hands together for the officers connecting your handcuff chains. This crowd is under arrest. We found the bodies.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. I've heard of U2, but UTAH!

    By fredsolo,
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  24. Catchphrases should be called "throw slogans". Hulk Slogan, Sulk Goblin, Slogans Run, Mohegan Sun, Run Hulk Run. I'm having a stroke.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. hey baldy, put a hat on!

    By Shrek & Donkey Kong,
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