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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Come, tie his body to my horse's tail; along the field I will the Trojan trail.

    By Schnickpot,
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  2. Jesus Christ Superstar? More like Jungle Crab Gooberslaw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  3. Analysis? Check. Audit? Check. Control? Check. Inquiry? Check. Research? Check. Review? Check. Thesaurus.com? Check.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  4. I’m a man who has it all - a penis and two balls.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 292 views

  5. sad face

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 317 views

  6. This isn't a catchphrase so much as a clarification about whether or not it's a catchphrase

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Nixon famously said, "I am not a cuck." But we all had a go on Checkers so we know that was a lie.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. Toast him up and serve him on granary bread.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. My dog is like Elvis. Dead.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 265 views

  10. Skype is a brand of mouthwash in Australia.

    By Ben Jammin,   
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    • 406 views

  11. And she replies, real eyes realize that bar flies barf lies.

    By Ben Jammin,   
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    • 313 views

  12. Getting paid for appearing on Celebrity Big Brother is the ultimate reality cheque.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Scotty the Auckman / Had a very nondescript sweater / With a tricorn hat and similarly anachronistic breeches and waistcoat / And two eyes made out of fossilized microscopic Carboniferous life forms

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, buckle my other shoe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I'm going to be completely open and honest with you, Judge Judy, I'm peeing on your leg and it seems like you're super into it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 275 views

  16. I'm rooting for you, Elon Musk, so I can finally have a clear answer of who my LEAST favorite Martian is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 270 views

  17. Yo, VIP, Let's kick it. You're clearly very important and can get away with kicking whatever you want.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 288 views

  18. But Father, how can it be sacrilegious, if I'm getting all religious on that sack?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Comedy Bang Bang where we talk to [REDACTED] people who got their [REDACTED] stuck in [REDACTED] but paid [REDACTED] to keep it quiet.

    By GumShoe,
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    • 203 views

  20. I had to plug in my mouse so I could see down your blouse

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
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  21. Minnesota is in Canada now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 287 views

  22. Bible study or the science fair, Trevor -- make up your mind while I'm still sober

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. The cat is barking, WTF

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 288 views

  24. Yes, I know your ad says "no black gentlemen" but I can assure you I'm no gentleman. Also, you're pretty racist for a prostitute

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 370 views

  25. He shoots.... He bores!

    By Hobo Grammar,
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    • 657 views
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