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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I prefer odd numbers. I literally can't even.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  2. The Rock was a misleading movie. It didn’t even have Dwayne Johnson in it.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. These are extraordinary times, and extraordinary times call for extraordinary uses of the word extraordinary.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. As tasteful as a face full of human waste. A chaste bowl of paste made in haste. And for dessert, a donut glazed.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. Legally speaking, this catchphrase and all catchphrases posted heretofore, aftertofore, and beforetofore, are the real and intellectual property of Earwolf Enterprises, LLC, BBC, and LOLMNBC.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Abe Lincoln never flushed when he was done. And that’s how Lincoln logs got their name.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. I can call you Gordon Shumway, and Gordon when you call me you can call me ALF.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. Looks like Santa had Spaghetti Marinara for lunch, but we'd better count all the reindeer just to be sure

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. I scream, you scream, we all scream... can anybody hear us? we fell into this well while recreating the opening scene from The Sound of Music.

    By Señor Butt,
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  11. My girlfriend wanted me to go vegan, but I thought it would be a missed steak.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an LMNOpen-door policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. When Guinness World Record holder Michel Lotito...

    By Captain Comment,
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  15. My name is Scott and I’m here to say...

    By Captain Comment,   
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  16. I'm not here for a long time or a good time...

    By Larizard,
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  17. You know when you wake up on a beach nude except for blood that's not yrs, try retracing yr steps but find quickly it's a bad idea, that's when the sirens approach which reminds you yr a cop, they're here to drive you to the evidence locker for round 2.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Anyone screaming at a Men At Work concert weren't taking the band's name seriously. Does Colin Hay go to yr' pizza parlor and scream at you as you-ah tryin-to-ah-make-uh-duh-pizza-PIE? No, he doesn't. He just asks for a slice, extra Vegemite please.

    By Pure Guava,   
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  19. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man two fish, feed him for two days. And so on, it's simple math really.

    By Señor Butt,
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  20. I’m rubber and you’re Borg—whatever you say bounces off of me and assimilates into you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I’m elastic and you’re adhesive so your hurtful invectives rebound off my protective exterior and affix themselves to your stupid ugly face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I may be rubber and you may be glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Mother's womb is in full bloom so Father is feeling doom and gloom.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. How much two buck chuck could a woodchuck buttchug, if a woodchuck could buttchug two buck chuck? The answer may surprise you..

    By CG_ME_EYE,
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  25. Oh yeah? Well *I* hope *YYOUUU* have a good day! How do you like THEM apples?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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