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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fun fact, Marvel's tomb of dracula comic was actually written by a wolfman

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Don't worry America, none of this Election 2016 stuff is canon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. I reckon he was out back, lookin' for a dame worth neckin'.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  4. to all my 80s ladies from Hades let's vaccinize some rabies babies. Dog U the man, U the man-dog. U hound of the baskervilles, stop eating my neck

    By greazey_bob,   
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  5. The Devil is in the Details, so hurry up and exorcize that zine Father John Misty

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  6. Trying to enjoy this diet cocaine, Spokane as fuck

    By greazey_bob,   
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  7. The first rule of Gossip Club: Tell all your friends!

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  8. Boys Life magazine proclaims "It's like being finger-blasted by the shadow puppets of the one true Christian god, but with mattress advertisements."

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. My sleep number goes all the way to 11.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  10. New Catchphrase Suggestion #103,256

    By nubguy,
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  11. I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll

    By Smozi,
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  12. Born the bastard son of a cannon ball polisher and an albino seamstress, he would go on to become the sexiest beatboxer in the robot brothel.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. If I had a quarter for every quadrant on this pie chart, I could finally buy that bigger pie chart I've been saving up for.

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  14. I awake to a butterfly burrowing itself inside me. A car door slams. He is here; The Bag Maker. I remove the poison via my urethra. It is my birthday.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Chief Dickjoke slay many open mic, him 2 minute scrotum pole chunk big medicine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. a dollar a do, but a dime a dozen

    By see_me_after_class,   
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  17. Shave me with your razor clam arms Captain Barbados

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  18. i put my socks on for the umpteenth time, on the prowl for some fresh hym (which is a new slang term for hymen in case you were wondering)

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  19. greed killed the curiosity, cat

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. i love me a good cream pie

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. It seems you can't make heads or tails of seeing your ass from your elbow.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  22. One fish, two fish, SeaWorld, Blackfish.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  23. You make a better Urkel than a Winslow.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  24. Are you ready for some football? Check box A. Are you not ready for some football? Check box Get the hell out of 'Merica you commie bastard.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Trump's a chump but I'd still pump his rump until the dumps jumped out in clumps.

    By Pure Guava,
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