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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. WhatsApp™ Hotnong. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, thanks to Podney Dangerfield, wonderful catchphrase.

    By teedle,
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  2. Hot Saucerman- The Story of the World Famous Scottabot (The Widow Howlapp Chronicles): The Scott Aukerman Autobiography, ghost written by Reggie Watts

    By nubguy,
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    • 635 views

  3. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, and she never was quite the same after that.

    By nubguy,
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    • 454 views

  4. What are you doing in my swamp?!

    By nubguy,
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  5. please don't read this

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, but some, I assume, are good people

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  7. Vape Life

    By nubguy,
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    • 451 views

  8. Walking Dead or Deadly Walking, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  9. Red Rover, red Rover, I call bullshit on the official 9/11 narrative

    By RimjobJimbob,
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    • 386 views

  10. I saw my entire future in her eyes.And at some point in that future a flaming runaway sausage cart goes barreling into a funeral home.It was true love

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Alan Rickman's main afflictions are high-brow herpes and common diction

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. A-tisket, a-tasket, my dog's casket was a wicker basket.

    By kicker_of_elves,
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    • 394 views

  13. STD transmission in nursing homes is a serious issue and nothing to laugh about, I'm Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 406 views

  14. Don't call them midgets. Text them midgets. Them damn midgets never answer their phones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. As she entered the pleasure tub,the occupants gasped.Such low-hanging breasts were rarely seen round these parts.She flicked her cigarette confidently

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee, and more often than not, challenge you to a staring contest.

    By nubguy,
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  17. No Harry Potter, you can't have sex with your potions instructor. That would be Statutory Snape!

    By RimjobJimbob,
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    • 483 views

  18. Back in my day, a "down load" was when a man shot little feathers out of his urethra

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Ex boyfriend best boyfriend, guuuurrrllll

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 335 views

  20. Cursed with a calf girth larger than a full grown male hippo, garth found it hard to pull ladies at the bowling alley

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 329 views

  21. If you want to hide a Tree Whitaker, hide it in a Forest Whittaker

    By kicker_of_elves,
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    • 496 views

  22. Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie and Hi, Hi, Mister Russian Pierogi.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 463 views

  23. 1001 10110001 means hello and goodbye.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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    • 334 views

  24. Help, I'm trapped under this rubble... Barney Rubble, that is

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 322 views

  25. Rihanna queeves on Keanu Reeves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 376 views
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