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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. While I’m out of town don’t lay a finger on daddy’s sippin’ juice.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Snot, sperm, vomit, tears/ Bloody nose, poop pus & pee/ Just like everyone you’ve loved through the years / Yr’ insides are trying to get away from you and be free

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. A bartender says “Wouldn’t it be strange if a horse walked in right now?” A horse walks into the bar. The bartender says “Not as weird as I thought.” The horse says “Well fuck you then,” and walks out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. On a warm summer's eve, on a train bound for nowhere, I met up with a gambino, and he kept saying “Do I amuse you?", and I was too scared to sleep.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. We shall eat corn on the beaches, we shall eat corn on the landing grounds, we shall eat corn in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat corn in the hills; we shall never not eat corn, for it is so yellow and buttery and delicious!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. If a poop emoji is colorful it’s cute, when I have a colorful poop people say I have a medical condition. #doublestandards

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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  7. Wakey Wakey, Eggs N Bakey, Lemon Twist and Pepper Shakey!

    By Ryon_The_Lion,
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  8. I don’t like Honky Tonk. I prefer Caucasian-American Tonk, thank you very much.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. I’m pro GMO, because who doesn’t like a big rockin’ pair of chicken titties.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. I’m really into man buns, but not the kind you’re thinking of.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. Fight Club would have made more money at the box office if they hadn’t insisted that nobody talk about it

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. Gather round to hear the tragic tale of Johnny the cobra juggler. He died from auto-erotic asphyxiation behind a Kmart.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. _

    By Will Ferryl Streep,
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  14. I like Kathryn Hann and I like Catherine Keener but HANNestly I’m a little Keener on Hepburn

    By Will Ferryl Streep,
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  15. For the last time, there's no such thing as Monstars. Back to bed, MJ.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. I like my coffee like I like my lichens: on the rocks.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. Heads, we make for Dr. Robotnik's Death Egg. Tails, you guard their bodies.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. Heart Jizz

    By StagnantSusanFukinLazySam2much,
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  19. Heart Jizz

    By StagnantSusanFukinLazySam2much,   
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  20. It is what it is, and jizz, is what it is.

    By CheesusTheCheeseJesus,
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  21. A horse-walks-into-a-bar-joke walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’m really getting sick of this meta-humor shit, bro.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. A horse backstrokes into a bar. The bartender says “Weird. Normally you just walk in.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Zeno’s horse walks halfway into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. "Rip Van Winkle vs. The Sandman: Whoever Wins...We Snooze"

    By Jack Fecalmatter,
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  25. Wears the Beef is the name of a great cow fashion magazine.

    By SideofMcG,
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