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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Take my wife... for example!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. Hey, I didn't ask for your life story. Jesus! Just give me your top parables and wonders.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. This candy does not float in its gummy variety and is not guaranteed to save lives.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. I hate people when they're not polite

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Weevil inside, weevil inside, every single cob-o-corn has a weevil inside.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Glottalized ejective. Uvular sibilant. Alveolar bilabial. This has been Filthy Phonetics, with your host, Ogod Dontstoperman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. This ep is lovely, dark, and cheap / And I have ads and plugs to keep / And ‘tent to sling before I sleep / And ‘tent to sling before I sleep

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. It's Jimmy Eat's world and we're all just living in it.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. Tried and tested? Jailed and Hep C Positive you mean.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Side effects may vary Mary but ne'er do-wells sure do it well.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Never gonna give you up, never gonna not be high, never gonna try to not ever inject you. Heroin.  

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. It's the best thing since sliced bread pudding piranha sliders.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. My people were oppressed for 800 years and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that says "I'm ok with being oppressed on a long term basis." 

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Disneyland is like Disneyland for people who love Disney.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Who ever heard of a guy who doesn't like to say things and then not say them again for a little while and then say them again and forget that he said them already and then his wife pats him on the arm and says, "You told us that already honey."

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Today's show is sponsored by the new Liam Neeson NBC sitcom: 8 Simples Rules... for Kidnapping My Teenage Daughter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. First the bad news - we've redefined what 'good news' means to allow us to sneak in a bit more bad stuff. Now the good news - your whole family just got killed in a car wreck.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. The Shake-Down Merry-Go-Round is great except for that bit when they hang you upsidedown to get all the loose change from your pockets.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Moth balls may keep your clothes dry but moth dick gets them all wet, so what's the point?

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. G.I. Joe? Gee, I don't know!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. Take me out at the ball game. Murder me on first base. What's on second, I Don't Know's on Third.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. <ERROR #¢503: Catchphrase Missing>

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Check your neck. Protecting Beck. It's all gone to heck up on the poop deck.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 237 views

  24. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of expired corn meal, I shall fear no weevil.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. 3.141 pie 5 pie double i pp i pie

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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