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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Flea and I are on a first name bassist.

    By Lenin/McCarthy,
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  2. If the computer is considered a bicycle for the mind, where are the wheels?

    By henrysoup,
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  3. Twas the spring of 1685 and betwixt them, the two enterprising gentlemen had accomplished something I had otherwise thought impossible. Dick pics.

    By henrysoup,
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  4. "Odor in the Court. Wait no! I meant Order!" Judge "Stinky" Jackson was executed three days later.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. I may be overweight, but it's not my fault the best way to get rid of gluten is to eat it

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  6. When I was younger so much younger than today, I never need anybody's help in any way; but i've fallen and I can't get up

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  7. I swear to God I didn't say that swear to God

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  8. I still can't forget that unforgettable fire wasn't what I was looking for in the blue sky

    By Max Power,
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  9. A mobster and a popstar impostor roasted a roster of oysters with Lola then lost her

    By danlatner,
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  10. Good evening London. Everyone on my father's side of the family has a penis sprouting from their patellas; they're proper cock-knees.

    By Raymond Luxury Superyacht,
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  11. You can't spell cinema without enema. I love it.

    By fredsolo,
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  12. Here in London, a policeman's salary is known as "bobby dinero"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. What happens in Stoke-on-trent stays in Stoke-on-trent

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Don Knotts did for our country.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. As we near the most important presidential election in history, let us all take a moment to Wang Chung tonight.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. You can lead a horse to water but you can't legally marry a horse in Leeds, thanks Obamacare.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. With the amount of online shopping I do, people should start calling me the Amazon Prime Minister.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Bye Mr. Tolkien, get home safe! Elvish has left the building.

    By LilStinky,
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  19. You can't spell box with a "D" but you can put a "D" in the box

    By JES ARNO,
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  20. The Who have a famous album called "Live at Leeds" which is ironic because when I tell people that CBB is recording live at Leeds they say "Who?"

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Here in Leeds, smoking the weeds, wearing my tweeds, tugging on my anal beads

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Rome wasn't built in a day....there were all those sets to create, actors to hire...HBO probably took years to properly develop it

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Success is not final, failure is not fatal. Unless you succeeded at catching pneumonia to get out of work, but failed to properly recover.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. "By George! You've done it again, Holmes!" I cried. "Yes, my good Watson," was his reply, "Ten pints in twenty minutes. Tomorrow-- twelve!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. "Brilliant, Holmes!" I ejaculated, which was a perfectly acceptable synonym for "exclaimed" in my day.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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