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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Put yo shoulda coulda woulda up yo mamma’s whamma jamma cause I just kicked it like a sick misfit with yo sista on the mista twista

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Storky Delivery! You've got male! I mean, it's a boy!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. A shore walks into a bra. The bouncer gets waved over.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. Alright, that's the last straw. Now let's drink this lake!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  5. Has life got you down on all fours? Just relax, take a deep breath, and get ready for round two because you forgot your safe word!

    By Donald Grumpkin,
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  6. The Symphony Orchestra was Sublime... at least that's what I started to suspect after the 3rd time they played "Santeria".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Treasure every moment with your parents. You never know when it will be your last chance to tell your Mom the babysitter's dead.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. My favorite character from Police Academy is the guy who makes all the funny sounds, GW Bailey as Lieutenant Harris. "Carey Mahoney, You'd better get your act together!" What a funny collection of sounds.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Maury Povich is the only person who’s gonna wang Chung tonight.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. Thor’s favorite rapper is M.C. Hammer. Not because of the whole hammer thing, he just has really bad taste in rap music.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. MySpace? More like pie face! Footnote to this catchphrase: I’m a clown and the year is 2005.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. So tell me... is there a Mrs. Bean?

    By MarkDowling,
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  13. I put my pants on one leg at a time. But you should see how I put my shirts on.

    By MarkDowling,
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  14. Actually, R. L. Stine was the author. You're thinking of R. L. Stine's monster.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. Spooky and Creepy want to marry. But Scary makes them very wary. Things get hairy on the prairie. They carry then bury Scary and marry.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. When a bird hits a truck like a bad piece of luck, that's Owl Goré.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. The notion of the Pony Express sounds so rugged and romantic to me! 'Cause ya know I love fucking ponies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, What do you do? Snort Cocaine. Something tells me you're familiar with it, Adam Ant.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. There is no bond like the bond between Man and Wife, except Gold Bond, the powder for his itchy taint.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Welcome to Chuck Woolery's Chuck and Woolery, for the finest in cow meat and cable knit sweaters from the worst in right-wing extremist game show hosts.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. A sandwich without bread is like a face without a head.

    By Schnickpot,
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  22. For uppers, downers and in betweeners, tweakers, tweeners and LL Beaners!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  23. Hello, Poison Control?  Yeah, Brett Michaels is running down my street in a ballerina outfit.  Could you send someone to get him?  Also, am I gonna die?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Your love is like a hurricane.  There's lots of blowing and you tell me to keep away from the eye.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. Needless to say,

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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