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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ve got a taste for danger. Especially after that head injury that makes me call pies “danger”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. (digestingcorn digestingcorn digestingcorn digestingcorn) Sorry, what did you say? I was digesting corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. When two mummies fart at the same time, they have a Tutankhamon.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  4. I use amnesia to feel young

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  5. Poppa Sasquatch popped a squat to quaff a spot of pop.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  6. Holy Mary, Mother of Grace, touch my butt with your face.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  7. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m deathly allergic to flowers, someone please grab my EpiPen!

    By ar_dizzle,
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  8. Sing a song of sixpence La la la is that six pennies worth? La La La La La Or a sixth of a penny? Doo do doo do Seems the latter would be inconvenient to say the least doobie doobie woo woo waaaahhh

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Honestly, it’s not for everyone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. It rubs the creamed corn on its skin or else it gets the beans again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Welcome to Comedy Meh Meh. I’m your host, What Everman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Get out there and rock the vote!!! Because the vote needs a nap. There, there vote, let America gently rock you to sleepy-peepy theeerrrrreee theeeerrrre.......

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Geese are just ducks that fuck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  14. Waiter, waiter! There's a fly girl in my soup!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  15. CARPATHIAN RIDGE - SUNRISE Donnie is asleep on road next to his bicycle. He wakes up, stands up, and smiles. (Music: The Killing Moon – Echo and the Bunnymen) Donnie gets on his bike and cycles home. At one point he cycles past a red Trans Am travellin

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  16. I’m a jive turkey and a quack who’s scared of the dark, Dr. Turd Ucken at you’re service

    By King Dong III,
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  17. Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, I took a poo and named it Trish.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  18. Time is the Taint of God's Favorite Angel

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  19. Ezra Pound cake is pure poetry, once you get past the fascist frosting.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. I never knew love until sneakers met velcro

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  21. aking my Toyota to the moo

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  22. Behind every pair of glasses, there is someone wearing those glasses, juuuuuust behind the glasses. Did I mention they are wearing the glasses?

    By SirRoocha,
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  23. Her favorite movie is Caddyshack too = Your Soulmate // Her favorite movie is Caddyshack 2 = Deranged Lunatic

    By SirRoocha,
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    • 215 views

  24. Flat-Earthers have delusional beliefs and tiny boobs.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  25. Snitches get stitches. So if you’re at the ER and need stitches, make sure you snitch on someone in the waiting room.

    By Bingo Boy,
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