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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eureka! The Human Centipede—it’s alimentary, my dear Watson!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. J-I-M-M-Y, J-I-M-M-Y, J-I-M-M-Y, and Jimmy cracked the corn-O

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 259 views

  3. A penny saved is a nickel, a nickel saved is a dime, and a dime saved is a bright and shiny quarter. Thanks inflation!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  4. Put sushi in my tushi and you'll get a pu pu platter.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  5. Suck on my butt, suck on my butt. Lick my balls with gumption.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  6. Open up my Igor eyes, cause I’m Dr. Frankside.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 265 views

  7. Red Vines or Twizzlers: they don't make either long enough for a noose

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  8. You lost me at "hasta la vista," but won me back with "baby"

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  9. Christopher Walken. Called he. Wants. His cadence back.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  10. Hashtag build a giant robot to cradle you like a baby

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. In closing, I would ask only that the jury consider this: yes, Jimmy may have cracked that corn, but you, I, and most importantly—the law—don't care!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 225 views

  12. If it ain't broke, don't go breakin' my heart!

    By King Dong III,
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  13. this is just to say I have eaten the ear of corn that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for a butt plug and boy am I glad I got to it first

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Jimmy cracked corn? Jimmy barely knew corn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird with a bush is worth a hand in the tush

    By King Dong III,
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  16. It's a dog eat corn world and I'm a dog

    By King Dong III,
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  17. Hey Hollywood, we’re still waiting on Mr. Magoo 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. Cool it with the fuckin’ turducken, you jive turkeys.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 266 views

  19. They say a bird pooping on you is good luck, but if a human does it then all of a sudden it’s a crime and I’m wanted by the police.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 245 views

  20. Don't start me stalking, I could stalk all night. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. I've seen Trouble all my days. I said, I've seen Trouble all my days. And I've seen I Love Trouble just once. That was enough.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 232 views

  22. The deeper the cushion, the more philosophical the pushin'

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 220 views

  23. I know what you're thinking - a slimmer, better looking, more recognisable version of me has really let himself go.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 242 views

  24. Don't lie to me. Or next to me. We need honesty and separate rooms if this marriage is ever gonna work.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 220 views

  25. Andy Daily? If we hire Andy Weekly wouldn't it be cheaper?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 250 views
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