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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was fired from the supermarket for turning Trix in the cereal aisle.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 264 views

  2. Where every episode is the first episode of the rest of the show!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 266 views

  3. It's time once again to put the "wheeeeee!" in "ennui."

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 271 views

  4. Hands up, don't shoot. That's the way we like to fuck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 262 views

  5. What a coincidence, FattTitz4u_69 was my mother's name

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Who has one thumb and likes to juggle machetes? This guy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Stab, stab. Dismember, dismember. Dump in swamp, dump in swamp. Create plausible alibi, create plausible alibi. Say no more, say no more.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  8. An invisible horse walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  9. Eat shit and die? more like eat dye and shit.

    By King Dong III,
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    • 367 views

  10. “Knock knock” - ”who’s there?” - ”unprofessional cop” - ”unprofessional cop, who?” - ”your husband’s been killed in a car wreck, ma’am”

    By King Dong III,
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    • 367 views

  11. If you dare cross me my army of sea monkeys shall unleash their wrath upon you.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 246 views

  12. Star Light, Star Bright, first star I see tonight is...Fabio! Wow, he's still around? Good for him.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  13. I'm watching Bohemian Rhapsody and I must say, I smell Oscar! My friend Oscar, who hasn't washed his balls in months

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 310 views

  14. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, I said buckle it bitch

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Today’s show is sponsored by Hot Log, the new soft, corn-filled, tubular treat. Hot Log—it’s the Steamiest!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 250 views

  16. Stop and smell the roses too long you'll get a bee in the nose.

    By jiffypoppa,
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    • 220 views

  17. glasses Oh God I can't find my glasses but I need my glasses so I can find my

    By GinsuWife,
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  18. Eat, pray, love, add oil and simmer over a low heat. Best served with a sense of grandeur.

    By DracoKilljoy,
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    • 341 views

  19. Monogamy + Monogayou = Monogamous

    By SuperSuperTV,
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    • 139 views

  20. Simon Cowl is one bad habit.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 257 views

  21. Glue sticks are tasty tubes of ticky-tacky.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 302 views

  22. Pre-masticated hominy tamales in flint-ironed husk sacks on a formed emulsion of thumb-pressed polenta-and-rapeseed ragout? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 259 views

  23. Corn buckle corn buckle corn buckle. Spatula slap spatula slap spatula slap. I got the line on yo mamma. Gimme that fish or I’ll pop ya.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  24. When’s dog, hot corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 225 views

  25. It's true what they say absence of heart makes your blood drain faster.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 212 views
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