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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'd rather have botox in front of me than a font throw a box at me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend in tweed is not dressed like Lou Reed.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 225 views

  3. Real Eyes, Realize, True Lies (1994) Deserved an Oscar.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  4. Shove it where the sun don't shine boy. That's right - I want you to shove it in Finland during wintertime.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 232 views

  5. I hate marathons, sprints, hurdles. The whole lot. That's right - I'm a race-ist.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Skittle me once. Shame on me. Skittle me twice. Shame on the rainbow.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I was brau-beaten by my ex-wife. She pelted me with beer cans until I left her.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 266 views

  8. Choke on my woke jokes you cloaked-bloke slow-poke

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Top o' the morning, midriff of the afternoon and ass crack of the evening to ya.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 246 views

  10. You say you're an artist, but you only draw a blank.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  11. wiping ass and eating ass, my life as a dad and a husband

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  12. My wife calls me "frying pork chop" in bed because I go from pink to brown real quick

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  13. aunt flow is out of town, uncle dick is moving back in!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  14. germans do not have the worst bread, they have guten gluten!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  15. guests on podcasts are like pool players, you gotta watch their cues!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  16. no nut November is hard, especially for squirrels and nutcrackers!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  17. Jimmy the Nineties-man, had a big-ass corn-crackin’ hammer, with a faux-jade one-hitter and an iPod full of Smashmouth and a distinct odor of patchouli and cloves.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Grumpy the Oldman, had a gouty big left toe, with a corn cob pipe and a veiny nose and a nasty habit of pooping in his neighbors’ yards at 4 a.m.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Hi, my name's Shep Lunderson, and I hope you vote my penis into your vagina this election day. America. Children. Future. Family Values. Penis into vagina. Vote Lunderson. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Let the glory of God enter you through your glory hole.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. I’m not here to make Friends. Sitcom reunions are starting to get passé.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. Join me as queen on the throne in my palace. I’ll show you my peen and we’ll bone with my phallus.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 247 views

  23. The world cannot be deprived of my Shrek fan fiction any longer.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 271 views

  24. It's Monday and just like Garfield, I have fleas.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Once, twice, three times a lady. Attempt a forth, so help me god, you will regret going back to that well.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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