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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Butt cheeks.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  2. Well jiggle my giblets and call me jiggly giblet boy

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Been benchin' with my butt to get that hole swole.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. I came here to crack corn and blow big chunky bubbles—and I’m all outta corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Humpy the Horndog, had a really swole-up sack, with a crusty head and a stinky hole and a predilection for corn-holing gilfy cigar-smoking reindeer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Cumberbatch cumberbatch cumberbatch. Muffintop muffintop muffintop. I’ve got a carbuncle milkshake. Give me a single giant cornflake.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. If wave length of the is cake of marriage of my rainbow and the cake the brine is perfection, I how may enter to the cake of the complete my pants full of the chocolate?

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  8. If you eat stuffing it just winds up in your butt too.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. There’s no sense in beating a dead horse. Live horses are fair game though, so beat away you sensible fellow!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. How is a raven like a writing desk? They're both responsible for the murder of my 3 sons.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  11. Manufactured in a facility that also fondles nuts.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  12. Save a horse, ride a blue wave

    By Rose America,
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  13. There's no point tie-dyeing over spilt milk.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Do you have to hold your pee while eating a continental breakfast?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A can of creamed corn, a talking fart, and a bad spoonerism walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of catchphrase?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Reggiesmack reggiesmack reggiesmack. Unclehands unclehands unclehands. I’ve got a unit of corn nuts. We like to ponder dem big butts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. You had me at Comedy Bang!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Thanks to MalcolmJamalWarlord for that catchphrase submission.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  19. A dyslexic walks into a bra and the bartender says "Get the fuck out of my bra, perv!"

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  20. Umami is the 5th flavor? More like punani is the 69th flavor!

    By Spicy Harissa Wompler,
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  21. You take the good, you take the bad, you take the ugly, you take them all and there you have the film I was conceived to.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  22. You wear them once then throw them away. Try disposable pants today!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. I don’t accept sandwiches from strangers. So don’t hoagie if you don’t know me.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 243 views

  24. The scattered patter of clattering hatters doesn't matter if you rather batter for shoes.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  25. Chintilt.com. Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I know you. Yeah, I don't want to stop and say hi. Chintilt.com. It's how cool people greet!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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