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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fuel your mule, bury that burro. That donkey's drinking gasoline.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 360 views

  2. New Catchphrase

    By BriBriGoByeBye,
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    • 261 views

  3. Oh mais oui c'est baby tu?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Stirring up trouble and letting it simmer. My recipe book is for those who are dimmer.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 245 views

  5. How raw is this steak? Let's just say it's been cooked by time.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  6. This year try to make yourself more pleasant by slapping that sarcastic face off yourself early in January.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Tonight we're going to party cos these pants cost 19.99 - Prince of the Bargain Hunters.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 246 views

  8. The snark ark was parked in the dark.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Don't let your butt write a cheque your bank won't cash. The Bank of Ass is CLOSED!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 242 views

  10. 'tis the seasoning, said Santa adding Five Spice to the mulled wine like a complete jerk.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 321 views

  11. If it tingles while it jingles, you've got an STD with bells on. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 234 views

  12. Slap me silly, it gives me a thrilly. But don't fondle my belly, or Santa'll get jelly.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 261 views

  13. Mister Toe surprisingly doesn't get much action around Christmas.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 250 views

  14. There's a war on Christmas happening in my pants.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 329 views

  15. My Bonnie lies over the ocean, but once she dives in she tells the truth at least 65% of the time.

    By Rock Paper Pinking Shears,
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    • 140 views

  16. New Year, New Me. I drank your beer so sue me!

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. It takes two to tango but one to YOLO

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  18. This is the show where we balk at defenestrating weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Whippersnatch whippersnatch whippersnatch. Butternads butternads butternads. We’ve got a relevant bureau. Yo mamma’s a stinky blue space ho.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 262 views

  20. Lets's give thanks for my new Spanx

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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    • 508 views

  21. He who smelt it may have dealt it, but he who scooped it likely pooped it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. He was the perfect weapon until he became the target. This summer Scott Aukerman is... Pedro Poopstain

    By mariehorselamp,
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  23. My pee is yellow. My mood is mellow. If only I had a catchy nickname. And that is how Pee Mood soda was born. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Bitch, don't be gettin all green thumb up in here after you just called me "quite contrary" How 'about I go quite contrary on your face with this ho, ho. That's how my garden grow, yo

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 389 views

  25. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or so I believed, but I was deceived. 'Twas only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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