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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Business in the front and party in the back. Now once you're all seated, we can begin this memorial service for Rick, the business casual party clown.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals,
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  2. Somebody left an outdated video game system on my doorstep. Free Wii Herman strikes again!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Shout-out to Billy Crudup, your name could've been Billy Crap-up or even Billy Shit-up, but you kept things classy... Priceless

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Welcome to The Hotel California at Orlando. Its basically the same but the humidity, ugh, forget about it.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  5. This shirt seems tailored for a hunch, and the pants won't stay up without assistance. These are fit for a Larry King.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. If we ration it out right this pizza could feed our poverty-stricken family for weeks

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. I pee sitting down, but I poop standing up

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. If a maintenance worker is holding a door open while he fixes it, should you say "thank you" when you pass through?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. "Why does everyone laugh when I mention hog warts!?", yelled the incredulous Dr. Pol.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. With more determination and poise than ever, destined for greatness, Sisqo released his new comeback single, "Asscrack Track"

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. they're honoring my simpsons tumblr posts with a gold frilled meds prescription!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I'm a fig span of boonerisms.

    By JacobCorona,
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  13. Cheese on a stick isn't cheese on a stick if it doesn't have a stick; it's just cheese.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  14. The people demand an option to listen to Howl WITH ads because we love capitalism.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  15. There's going to be two hits: Me hitting you, and then us writing a hit song about it and living off the royalties for the rest of our lives

    By Droopy Staggerhouse,
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  16. aint no holler back girl, aint no holler back girl, she just holler girl now, brokeback mountain ruined her

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Breakfast time and I'm feelin' fine. Dinner time and unfortunately I've deteriorated dramatically throughout the day.

    By henrysoup,
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  18. You can split the bill, or split an atom, you can even get a split at the bowling alley - but you can't split up my parents, they're just too in-love.

    By henrysoup,
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  19. Not catching any fish? Just fish harder , fuckknuckle

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. I don't have a horse in this race. I AM a horse in this race. I do however have a horse in the next race - my son, Uninvested Observing Horse Jr.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. MuscleWizard casts Fistmissile with a natural 20. Your move, Barbariamutant.

    By WhackyZackyLearman,
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  22. Some say "live every day like your last", but I say live everyday like it’s 420, am I right officer.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  23. Worms and sunflower seeds? Man, that stuff's for the birds ya dig.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  24. Some folks call 'em hoagies, other people call 'em grinders, but to me they're just vaginas.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. I'm an awesome ventriloquist, even if I do say so myself.

    By clevernickname,
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