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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ahhh... what's wrong, hotdog? Welcome to Comedy Bring Down.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Righting the wrongs of Blighty songs, your underwear lasts cause they're mighty thongs.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 237 views

  3. As I Charleston off this mortal coil, I'm doing jazz hands into the great beyond.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Antifa ate all my alfalfa. Thanks Obamacare.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Chosen by the Memorial Walter Mitty Mascot City Ditty Committee, the new theme song for our beloved Gritty is Wood Beez by Scritti Politti, beating out finalists Fiddy, Diddy and Conway Twitty.

    By El Shawo,
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  6. What soup, Hot Dog?

    By El Shawo,
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  7. Get your meat-hooks off of the comic books, and put your salami inside of my mommy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    By Bickford Raines,
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  9. Lungs! Can't live with em, can't live without em.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  10. We three kings of orient are, bearing gifts we traverse in my new mercedes-benz ooh what a smooth ride

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  11. I bite my thumb at thee, you bite your big toe at me, autocannibalism is fun for the whole family!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  12. Holiday cheer is no match for existential ennui, it's roundhouse kick is just too brutal. Cheer knocked out in the 3rd round.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Gift delivered, head back south. Bird droppings in your mouth.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  14. Beware ye o’ the wilde bewildebeast, which doth wander wackily and uncraftily ‘midst these very halls.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. We bear no ear well, but do trail fart smell.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. They say dreams come true, which explains how I showed up for this exam in my underwear.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Chew me up and spit me out but it's impolite to check my ass out.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. The bling postman always ca-chings twice.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Show me where in the Home Depot employee handbook it says I can’t drop acid and feel the carpet samples.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. Come they told me pa rum pum pum pum. A newborn king to see pa rum pum pum pum. Failed the audition I did pa rum pum pum pum. My Tourettes strikes again pa rum pum pum FUCK

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Sharting is akin to godliness, too bad it leads to loneliness.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  22. Gas like a Xenomorph. Pass me the beano, dwarf. Circular motions & magical potions. Lord, taketh my flatulence.

    By Panamatheboy,
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  23. Yeah. That’s Tanner, he clenched his bottom before they shot him

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  24. Oh bother, another drifter fell into the garbage disposal. My word those hitchhikers are ever so clumsy. Rutherford, be a dear, put on your hazmat suit and take care of Mr. Doe, would be a shame to get a mess on my new cashmere sweater

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. You are simply the best, better than all the rest, better than any nap, any sleep I ever slept

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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