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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The fellowship of the ring collapsed. I ended up paying and proposing by myself.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  2. My sister found a lobster in her bed and brought it to Christmas. Bit upset as I’ve been clawing my way back into their good graces for years.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  3. My Russian Orphanage allowed us to exchange morals for money. It set an awful President.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  4. Sultry lips and poultry hips? Hooo-daddy, this turkey-human hybrid has got me seeing stars, stars I tells ya!

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Fuck you, hotdog

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. I used to be a liberal potato farmer, I still am, but all eyes are on me.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  7. I had a comedy bang bang. But I’ll never tell my kids I fucked two clowns.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  8. I asked my doctor to remove my hanging nong, but he said “woman”

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  9. Always make sure there’s enough for two, when prepping your diapers filled with barbeque OO

    By Chiglett,
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  10. I came all the way here to chew bubblegum—and now you tell me that there’s no bubblegum? This makes me VERY angry. So angry, in fact, that I think I’ll kick some ass!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Ennis Lundquist the insidious polygamist failed to resist the mysterious misses’ kisses and mistakenly whisked his catfishing sis into incestuous marital bliss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I got a problem locating my cattle in the fog, and the only prescription is more cowbells.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Training with samurai sword is the only way to prevent osteosamuraithritis.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  14. Despite my opponent's claims, I have not, nor will I ever, "tap the Rockies"

    By Rutherford Atlas,
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  15. R U talkin’ “Me Too” 2 me, R2D2?

    By Stretch Armschlong,
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  16. My sister's hubby played Twister with Bubby Brister.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Hi Ho Silver, my favorite metallic prostitute

    By Dead Ted Kennedy,
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  18. On today's show I'll do something quirky and then look sad during a Kinks song.  Welcome to dramedy bang bang. 

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. I'm a dancing machine, but my robot father won't let me pursue my dream.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. Pee for enjoyment, not for employment, unless you're a sex worker, then you go girl

    By justtheworst,
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  21. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. I'll never take responsibility for my mistakes.

    By PissFister,
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  22. HOT DOG COOL CAT WARM DIARRHEA

    By adamgryphon,   
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  23. Sweet release of Death? Old Reap’s got nothing on that masseuse that works out behind the bodega.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. A Blond walks into a Gynecologist and says she has an appointment at 3:15. A redhead walks in and says she has an appointment at 3:20 then at 3:30 I'm asked to stop writing in my journal and to leave

    By johnbutter954,
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  25. I threw up while jerking off

    By johnbutter954,
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