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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Help, someone! I felt a wang pang

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  2. Ten years ago I stole this body from a morgue and hid my soul inside of it. I am Shuluzthu, welcome to my crib!

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  3. Turtle's have shells and birds lay eggs so why can't I put this harmonica in my butt?

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  4. If I were Santa I would just keep all those presents for myself. 

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  5. 1 is for the way you say you pee. 2 is what you say if its dookie. 3 is very very horrible and scary. 4 is even worse, its your last poop you'll need a hearse

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  6. You may call it fool's gold but I call it fancyboy's rock

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  7. Dearest PFT, My love for you can't in a song fit. 

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  8. Howdy doody and see ya diarrhea!

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  9. In Jamaica everyday is mon day!

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  10. Tony the Tiger called this show pretty good.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  11. Oh Bring Me Some Piggy Footing!

    By Nick Jester,
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  12. My gingerbread House cures unusual and hidden gingerbread illnesses.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  13. Isaac Asimov? When does Isaac ever have 'em on? 

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  14. I bequeath to you, my only son, the VHS collection I taped off the scrambled Spice channel.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. Heynong man no likey the egg nog, man.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. I am the one who nongs.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. It’s Christmas tradition round these parts to get nogged up and wrassle all those Kris Kringle wannabes at the mall.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. The RICO ACT is a Real Intense Crime Organization that is Always Causing Trouble, you should know that right of the Bat!

    By Colonel Capybara,   
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  19. The dog ate my homework and now it won't eat anything else. Please give us more homework or my dog will die.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  20. Of course I stuff my bird feeder full of dead birds. How else will the other animals get enough birds to eat?

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  21. Ummmm...could we get just a little more rico and a little less suave, Gerardo?

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Corn snake shake ‘n bake, whip it to a cream, wakey wakey smegma baby, ‘twas all a silly dream

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. More like snake it til you break it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Billy on the streets, Biggie in the sheets.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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