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Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away but I'm more of an android guy and haven't seen a doctor in over 15 years.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a bowl of rice is twice as nice at half the price! And as we all know, doctors are afraid of rice...

    By Lhyzz,
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  3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a doctor a day keeps the cancer at bay!

    By Adstoneable,
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  4. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a dozen apples a day, shot out of my snatch, makes me a big sensation on a little known korean fetish site

    By Guest Michele Bachmann's Toy Boy,
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  5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a restraining order works even better

    By DirtyHarryDickandBalls,
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  6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a rusty knife full’a herpes does a pretty good job too.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but ask yourself; "Why on earth is my doctor stalking me?"

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  8. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but he'll eventually learn to dodge the apples and then you'll be in for it.

    By CanonManley,
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  9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but I'm afraid you'll have to file a restraining order to deal with that fruitmonger

    By Regular Human Name,
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  10. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, fuck ‘em in the ass!

    By Bippity Boppity Blue Balls,
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  11. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but my doctor keeps telling me to stop shoving apples up my ass

    By FrannieComstock,
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  12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but so does my doctor's court ordered restraining order from me

    By mikethehuman,
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  13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw hard enough and aim for his head. Excuse me, his or her head. Thanks Obama!

    By Charcoal City,
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  14. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless that doctor is Dr. J, which in that case, slam dunk motherfucker

    By tommychup,   
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  15. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you get COVID.

    By Sopha Kinghard,
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  16. An apple a day keeps the doctor away; but if apples you're shunning, the doc'll come running.

    By AlexDale,
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  17. An apple a day keeps the doctor away; but if apples you're shunning, the doc'll come running.

    By AlexDale,
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  18. An apple a day keeps the doctor away; He didn't go through 8 years of medical school to be paid in fruit, you cheap bastard

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Except Dr. Applefucker. It's just a surname but they still don't keep him away.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now if only we knew which fruit worked on werewolves

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  21. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. “You’re doing it wrong,” says my proctologist.

    By O’DoyleRules!,   
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  22. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A doctor a day keeps Humana paid.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  23. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A kumquat a year makes them tickle your rear.

    By noblegnarble,
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  24. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A mask and a flask helps me get through my day.

    By Boob Seger,
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  25. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Also they can't enter your home, without being invited in.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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