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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Anyone who says pro wrestling is fake never had their dick kicked in by a midget after falling off a 30 foot ladder onto a bed of mousetraps.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Are you OK? You look as though you've seen a Ghostbusters reboot

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Ask me about my borderline interesting, psuedo-narcissistic, self-indulgent behavior.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Loads of stuff's happening in this sentence: little bit familiar, little bit bonkers, and now at the end, you're glad for having read it.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. I don't mean to harp on this, but you did just die, and I am an angel with a bitchin' golden harp, so fuck it, and fuck you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Good luck finding a bus driver with an ass like mine that can drink as much as I can and still get these little bastards to school on time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. What part of "polish all of my warts with your nipple sweat" didn't you understand?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. The court finds that although the defendant is officially diagnosed as being"coocoo for Cocoa Puffs", he is still not exempt from paying child support

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. 'Bin a whale.' stated the tiger, evolutionarily.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. If you look carefully, you'll see Minneapolis is wearing a fake goatee

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. I had the craziest dream sequence last night

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. knives hungry boy, back off before the blade gets a eatin

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. sweeny tiny todd got his rocks in the zipper yo

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. Hertz so good

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. "Thank you to 'whats_it_to_you_scott' for that catchphrase suggestion. I like it, what do you think? Do you think it'll stick? I'm Kas SoccerMan...

    By whats_it_to_you_scott,
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  16. "Nevermore a paramour!" is what the troubadour had swore. But while en route to Ecuador, his broken heart did yearn once more.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  17. All twerk and no play probably gave Robin Thicke blue balls.

    By JeffCountryman,
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  18. Ladies love Ladies Love Cool J, because ladies love watching Ladies Love Cool J lick his lady loving lips.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. "She's stark raving mad!" yelled the March Hare, completely gacked out of his mind.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  20. And with a final mighty swing, the champion slayed the beast. As the monster drew it's last breathe, it exclaimed, "Heynong, man!" and died.

    By GrahamAshby,
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  21. I want to start an all Jewish community called 'Frugal Rock'.

    By GrahamAshby,   
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  22. sometimes i put my shoes on the wrong feet just to show my handler i can still control some aspects of my life

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. Richard Roeper praised the film, claiming "The perfect amount of sex for all that wet hot dripping sexiness." See Finding Dory, currently in theaters.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Lately it seems like my dad can't stop reminiscing about the good old days before he murdered my mom

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Boy, did I pick the wrong major -- I thought Philosophy was the talk on a cereal box

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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