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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Life is like a box of chocolates, if you pay attention, you can figure out what you’re going to get

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. It’s important, as you get older, to learn to self-parent and that is why I am spanking myself.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. SPAM gelatin gets a 6 out of 10 for lubricant efficacy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Call me a talking head because this must be the place and I'm a psycho killer letting the days go by.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  5. I fooled around and fell in Love then I fucked around and Found out.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. Look. I don't want to end this sentence on a cliffhanger, but.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  7. Darrell inspected his newly won prize like a tentatively proud but curious father before darting his tongue out his mustachioed mouth and greedily lapping up the booger off his index finger.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. If miles became the smiles we gained, we'd all have to thank dear Niles Crane.

    By LookTreesWow,
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  9. A cigarette rests between her tits, Wtf is with that shit, It is the wrong way

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Bad news: Louie dog is dead. There is no way to stay sane.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. When dinosaurs roamed the earth there was no racism. Coincidence? I think not.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Call me a Quentin Tarantino film because Samuel L. Jackson is always in me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. That took longer than a bonfire at David Simon's house.  Talk about a slow burn!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I dig two graves before I dig two graves, and then I dig two more

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. You can't spell "party animal" without "I'm part anal".

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. You may not like it, but THIS is what peak male performance sounds like.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. This tastes like shit, and you and I have VERY different understandings on what a "moon pie" is.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 166 views

  18. Enough of my Grace & Frankie fan-fiction. It's time to start the show!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  19. I just wanna have a drinking problem, a troubled past, & nothing left to lose, WITHOUT also having to fight crime

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Goldilocks would have LOVED the taint. Not too ass, not too balls. Just right.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I stared into the void and it left me on read

    By ImAChuckster,
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  22. Oreo may be milk's favorite cookie, but is milk oreo's favorite drink?

    By ImAChuckster,
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  23. If you're a true diva like me, you exclusively drink from a DivaCup!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. When the spoon hits your eye, Like a spoon in your eye, That's an eyespoon

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 156 views

  25. Get. The. Shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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