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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No, wait, hear me out man....What if God WAS just a stranger on a bus?!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  2. Always kick off the workday with a hot cuppa joe and a quick bump of bang bang off your keyboard.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. Eskimos have a hundred different ways to compliment Jon Snow's sexy hair.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. All sperm donors have the same blood type: engorged.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. I now pronounce you birdhusband and birdwife, you may throw up in the bride's mouth.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. One man banned for life from one man band shows due to excessive use of the phrase "one man band"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. improv comedians are terrible, I prefer the comedians who just make stuff up on the spot

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. no artificial Colorados or Flavour flavs

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Thot capital is where I want to invest my hard earned capital

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. It's raining, it's pouring, it's flooding, no one's helping, George Bush doesn't care about black people.

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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  11. Get out of my breams, get into my shark.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  12. Na na, papa, pleaze find wata, before I shit-fart-a.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 463 views

  13. Zebras aren't the referees of the jungle, believe me I've tried.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  14. An open can is not a metaphor.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  15. In the words of the great William Scarface, The world's a stage, and I just want to fuck it."

    By PfukkinR,
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  16. If you can't take The Heat then get out of this Sandra Bullock movie marathon because that's what we're currently playing.

    By OliviaG,
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  17. "Simon says people listen to him more when he starts sentences with 'Simon says,'" Simon said.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot business suit to today's board meeting. Everyone agreed it was both tacky and unprofessional.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. Tiptoe out of the goddam window why don't you?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  20. I'm Beef Lard, the Leaf Bard, and I'm here to sing every single Meat Loaf song and eat an undressed House Salad.

    By SeanThunderdreams,
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  21. In the immortal words of Steven Spielberg, "I'm gonna make a movie about a big ol' shark, and don't any of you sons of bitches try to stop me."

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  22. Fantastic.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  23. If gonnas were did'ems, then wouldas coulda shoulda-ed

    By ChrisUchytil,
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  24. My tea's gone cold and I owe Dido an apology.

    By PfukkinR,
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  25. Are you there, God? It's me, butterface

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 330 views
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