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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My GeoCities website about 90210 is still heavily trafficked.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. Every Google Doodle is based on one of my neck tattoos.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 173 views

  3. They call me "Windows 95"  because I crash (parties) so often.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Bezos the Clown showed up a day late to my kid's birthday and he was inexplicably soggy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. The only true knowledge is in knowing that you know way too much about Marvel

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. At the start of each week I reach down and grab my feet then reach a little bit farther past and shove my own head up my Ass.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  7. Polish jokes are hilarious to me but that’s only because I’m a manicurist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. A baby gave me a high five the other day. That kid is gonna be SO COOL when he's born

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I scream, you scream, we all scream all the time for no reason. The neighbors are complaining.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  10. Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can their gentle pendulous swaying hypnotize me to stop smoking?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 167 views

  11. Build bridges, not bears

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 187 views

  12. I’m a baby. Wah wah goo goo someone find my diepee

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. It's not the size that counts, and it's not how you use it. It's your relationship with your father

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Hot girls get all the good summers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. SATO DERELICTO- OMINO BENEDICTO

    By happyclowncandyman,
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  16. That hole in your wall isn’t where the mouse lives, it’s a mouse glory-hole.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I always wear a condom but I would still describe my sex as unprotected.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. This episode brought to you by hot dogs that are too soft: It’s not like they’re normally hard and they taste fine but somehow these hot dogs are too soft in a way that is disgusting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. I set him up & recorded it all. This feels illegal.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I removed all of my ribs and I still can’t suck my own dick or pass the sit-and-reach test.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Spoons only. Forks are for dorks.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. The wooorld is a camp fire

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Hey buddy, don't blow smoke up my ass. Smoke goes in the FACE. VODKA goes up the ass.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Past tense, present tense, future tense, everything is always tense.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 150 views

  25. 15 minutes could save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, but I guess car insurance matters too

    By StopEatingBees,
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