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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cool off, hottentot!

    By Smozi,
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  2. He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  4. Dam the river, damn the torpedoes, and damn you!

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  5. Jenny was a friend of my mine Mr. Brightside, stop frowning and smile like you mean it, somebody told me everything will be alright

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Subtract five and you have the Jackson Zero

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin This farmer's market gets worse every year.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  8. We're on an ultralight beam. This is a God dream. And that's how LOST really ended.

    By AlexSalcido,   
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  9. ...Bono replied, 'I still haven't found what I'm looking for, so I'd love some more chips and salsa.'

    By AlexSalcido,   
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  10. Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt. Thank you, Dr. Ben Carson.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  11. Zoobilee Zoo, Zoobilee Zoo, magic and wonder are waiting for you in Ben Vereen's trailer.

    By BrentJensen,
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  12. It's Brain Awareness Week. Does that mean Inspector Gadget's dog will finally get a bit of recognition around here?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Dandelion, caterpillar...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  14. The inventor of Tater Tots made a fortune on "small potatoes," so quit saying it like it's a bad thing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. If Creepalong Bob burns the cornbread one more time, I swear to god I'm moving to Canada!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Throw your rugs over your slugs, kids...it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Ask not what your corn tree can do for you—because corn trees don't exist, you reprehensible, botanically ignorant dummy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. My name is rapping Scott and I'm hear to say, I've been mispronouncing Aldous Huxley's name for as long as I can remember.

    By JakeJarkJork,
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  19. No beach bod for me. I like my diets "Slick Willy style"—eatin' ain't cheatin'.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  20. Serial. Making A Murderer. Making A Serial Murderer. JINX! Make me some cereal, Murderer!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Who let the dogs out? It was Steve. Okay? He had to. The fucking roof was on fire. So can we please stop singing about it? It was a Goddamn tragedy!

    By MichaelNeal,
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  22. Sorry you had to find out about my voice this way

    By JaJunk,
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  23. protect ya necrophiliac tendencies by simply 'scoping-out' the graveyard first

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. I'd rob Peter to pay Paul if I can buttfuck Mary afterwards.

    By jasonsjuice,
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  25. My sister's trysts left her sitting with cysts. She's no poet; just kind of a whore.

    By J-Roc,
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