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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. March: In like a lion; Out like a soaking wet, wind-molested lion.

    By J-Roc,
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    • 419 views

  2. I never know what to do with my hands when speaking which is why I cut off my hands

    By TheBestDavy,
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    • 371 views

  3. I've sold more mattresses than the mattress salesmen from The Princess and the Pea

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 326 views

  4. parallelism's cool. menstealying aint!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 311 views

  5. Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much? It's not like he has a job or anything.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 987 views

  6. Friends, Romans, Countrymen - lend me your ears. Also noses. Anything with cartilage would be good.

    By J-Roc,
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    • 297 views

  7. I used to describe myself as sexy, but people said it was making my resume look "unprofessional"

    By J-Roc,
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    • 318 views

  8. They say it's never too early to discuss STDs, but just try telling that to my Human Resources Department...

    By J-Roc,
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    • 290 views

  9. The Millennial Falcon is a safe space-ship

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 311 views

  10. You don't have to believe me, just trust me for the next 8 minutes

    By Griffleberrypie,
    • 1 reply
    • 574 views

  11. Hear Ye, Hear Ye. Ok, Mr. Ye, now that everybody is listening, please continue...

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 453 views

  12. This attempt to pit anchovy versus minnow is a blatant example of bait-racing

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 1 reply
    • 459 views

  13. Chickity China

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 478 views

  14. "You're fired!" Spoke President Trump to the intercontinental ballistic missile thereby guaranteeing the success of his new line of t-shirts.

    By CrocodileDungarees,
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    • 336 views

  15. Punch the penguin, kick the chicken, boy howdy, it's time for laughs.

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 419 views

  16. Phew, what a day! Cruella de Vil must be around, cause my dogs are barkin'

    By Boobies,
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    • 429 views

  17. They say that corn has ears but obviously the members of KoRn do not.

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 380 views

  18. If at first you don't succeed: keep working the shaft

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 377 views

  19. Is it two coffees and a poop or two poops and a coffee, I don't know I need something every morning

    By JaJunk,
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    • 477 views

  20. Unnatural logarithms, ten to the what what ?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 353 views

  21. In Russia, Russia In.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 376 views

  22. A birds eye view is not so great if it's on the ground.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 412 views

  23. 'Mericas Shopping List: Life Cereal, Liberte Yogurt and a Happiness Suite made or Purse's.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 421 views

  24. I am on the fence about having pickets shoved up my butt.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 348 views

  25. If you are shrunk down and trapped in a pickle jar you are in a real pickle jar pickle.

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 460 views
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