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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yea that's right; ALL my friends have birthdays tough guy!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  2. A cargo hatch is like a plane's butt hole. Think about it

    By teedle,
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  3. Failleys' Comment's composed of volatile ices

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. That's all that's left in the Goldfish variety pack.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  5. Girl, you ain't got no arms.

    By Bumpy,
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  6. I shampoodlered my voblex and all I got was this lousy catchphrase

    By Jason_Pantsuitkas,
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  7. no slick ad campaign needed to shift these Hammaged goods

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Really messes up your circadian rhythm.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  9. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Stock up on Vitamin D supplements.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  10. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. Malignant melanoma rates have plummeted.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. It's time somebody brought up the elephant man in the room: Your new boyfriend is reeeeally ugly

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. If dogs could talk, all they would say is “bark bark bark!” It’s just science.

    By mkoyama,
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  13. You can bring a horse to water, but you can’t make him star in the film Waterworld: that movie was already released.

    By mkoyama,
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  14. You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to, but neither of us say tomato because tomatoes are obsolete in the year 2084

    By mkoyama,
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  15. You're supposed to shoot antelopes and scoop cantaloupes, not the other way around!

    By Robert_Yune,
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  16. Cheer-wolves aren't as cool as beer-wolves, but avoid the fear-wolves, who haven't been the same since the Lear-jet wolves crashed into them.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. The great apes ate grapes tossed through velvet drapes. Say that five times fast or I'll kill you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  18. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, which is great because I'm a vampire.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. Dance like nobody's watching you masturbate because technically pets don't count.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. It was said of Sir Slaytang that he would roam the rows between the corn, searching for a beaver that would never materialize.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. And now, a reading from Second Heynongians, chapter 4, verse 16: "Verily I say unto thee, remove the kernel from thine own bunghole before lying your

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Slaytang? Nay! Corntang? Yay!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. You'll Rue McClanahan the day you talked trash about "The Golden Girls".

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Tivo "Most Evil," Steve-o, and watch Devo on Vevo

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Go Big or go Home Alone, tried and true advice for Netflix AND Chunky Tinder.

    By Shampoodler,
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