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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Lets get wet and wild and run our fingers through our chesthair until we cant breathe or remember our names

    By KaiKaapro,
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  2. What's the dill, pickles?

    By CarlosOrlando,
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    • 325 views

  3. Give me an A! Give me a B! Put 'em in the bag right now or I start killing the hostages

    By GustavoLucciola,
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    • 358 views

  4. Hey noun man, I've got a preposition for ya...

    By Smozi,
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  5. By popular demand, I hereby swear to make every single Borat reference I possibly can for the rest of my natural life

    By Smozi,
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  6. The proof is in the pudding. Seriously there's a human head in this pudding.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. To sleep, perchance to cream.

    By MultipleReferee,   
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  8. Hello Listeners! Today's guest on the podcast is Donald Trump and the Funky Bunch

    By BradleySchwartz,   
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  9. Jimmy cracked corn, and the fact that you don't care is really hurtful. (sobbing) Really, really hurtful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. It's not all unicorns and rainbows out there, kid. It's manticores and corndogs. Now get outta my face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. You can detect Sir Slaytang and his sidekick Creepalong Bob by the sound of raw corn kernels crunching in their goat-like teeth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 435 views

  12. "Sea's Dozen": Carlos Mencia and the Fat Jew team up to plan the joke heist of the century

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  13. Too great! Mates that grate maté together!

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  14. I know you're allergic to peanut butter, but this D isn't gonna suck itself.

    By DookieHowser,
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  15. Forget it Jake, it's Corntown.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. It was said of Sir Slaytang that he would hide in the edge of the cornfield and peer longingly into your window. Creepy, man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, and drown our soul-shattering regrets in multiple pitchers of cornbee

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 455 views

  18. An average ear of corn has eight hundo kernels; by this measure, we're only halfway there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I predict big things for you, little Billy Shitner.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Love me or hate me but please don't turn my life support off as a joke because I will die, seriously.

    By dlfdlfkdfdkfdld,
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  21. In my life there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a far away song,but it's usually my neighbors having a meth-fueled sex marathon

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Would Superman beat Batman in a fight? Doesn't matter, he's already won the battle...for my heart (swoon).

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 553 views

  23. Cock rings? No ma'am, 'round these parts we call 'em b-b-b-b-boner clips.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 442 views

  24. Don't worry about me, Mom. I've got brains, looks, and a craving to ballroom dance!

    By Just Another Tree,
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  25. You know what they say about Batmen; you can't live with them, you can't play baseball without them

    By Just Another Tree,
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