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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This little boy peeps at Lil’ Bo Peep, but was I surprised to realize a boner she’d grown in her sleep.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  2. No one ever salutes me when I’m at half mast.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 221 views

  3. I’ve got junk in my trunk and by junk I mean fat and by trunk I actually do mean trunk.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 230 views

  4. I like to think of myself as my own butt boy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. My butt is fake, except for the hole, that’s all me, baby!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Sisters by chance, roadkill by choice

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  7. “Brace yourself”, said the petty orthodontist

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  8. I’d like to be between The Rock and his hard place

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  9. A pile of chickpeas and a mound of legumes don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  10. Please don’t question the mystery fish, just picture shrimp on a pillow of grits, close your eyes, lick your lips

    By DjangoRechained,
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    • 205 views

  11. The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ deez gang aft on your chin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. I'm trying to watch every single HBO show before my subscription runs out, but it's really coming down to The Wire.

    By Chestnut Charlie,
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    • 228 views

  13. I remember the first time I heard a Beatles song like it was Yesterday

    By Chestnut Charlie,
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    • 247 views

  14. Ass to mouth is how you resuscitate a butt-head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  15. Read The Road, Jack and don’t’ya come back, until you’ve read it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 207 views

  16. I’m addicted to ducks like some sort of quack whore.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 248 views

  17. If elections were erections this one wouldn’t be happening.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 218 views

  18. It a punky reggae colonoscopy! and its tonight. it's a punky reggae colonoscopy! and it's all right.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  19. Blessed are the fleek, for they shall inherit big girth.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 318 views

  20. A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. “Sashay away bitches. Your leather ain’t got nothing on the Corinthians’.”

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 299 views

  21. I can smell you or is that shit on my shoe.

    By OneBigTesty,
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    • 302 views

  22. A captain always goes down on his ship.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 251 views

  23. Hopefully the butt pirates and the ass bandits never team up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 217 views

  24. The truth is I actually love being a pedant.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 237 views

  25. Tecumseh was the original Master Chief.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 247 views
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