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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Once you pop, you can't stop. Murdering, that is. Delicious, delicious, murder.

    By TurboFool,
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    • 318 views

  2. Summer? More like NOAH! It's ark weather out there.

    By GourmetJesus,
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    • 350 views

  3. Breaking News- the California Raisins were murdered.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 458 views

  4. How much is that doggie in the window? Hot Doggie that is. YUM!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 390 views

  5. I'll see your Founding Father, and raise you a Groundlings' garter.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. And I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry nong.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 357 views

  7. You scratch my Back to the Future, and I'll scratch yours

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Can you imagine if you woke up on New Year's Day and it was 1985? That actually happened to me once

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. I think I'm going to name my baby "Lon" so he'll feel special whenever Bob Marley sings about Babylon

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Well that's it for today's Comedy Bang-Bang: Backwards Edition. I'd like to thank my guests and all of our sponsors. See you next week, Bangarangians!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 439 views

  11. This is the story of a ragtag little league team, and the coach who taught them that sometimes dreams do come true. And then everyone got old and died

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 373 views

  12. When the race promoter threatened to withhold the appearance fee, the racing rainbow's manager informed him "These colors don't run"

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. That Jeselnik sure is the Zing of all media

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. "Sit on my Lapp," ordered Santa at the sex party.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. "You'll shoot your eye out" That was my mom's warning about masturbation.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  16. We're all captains on this friend-ship.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  17. A Bee Sees Dee with Ease

    By DanWhite_95339,
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    • 531 views

  18. Droop Floppy Knobs' murder was the case they gave Ugly Betty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 376 views

  19. compound names replace comic aims while greedy men play greedy games

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 387 views

  20. 'Honest' Abe freed the slaves while Buddhist Dave freed 'om'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 476 views

  21. i said "a salt raffle", God damn it

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 374 views

  22. If two warts don't make a right, I want to be your ice cube.

    By Gary_Tingle,
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  23. ted two levels of quality, guys - nice work!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 327 views

  24. Yeah Abbos love Abba, I and they are a dancing queen after all.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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    • 418 views

  25. A sword swallower is dead after colliding with a bus carrying a group of circus sideshow performers, in what can only be described as a random mishap

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 375 views
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