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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can pull my finger. You can pick my nose. You can toss my salad. You can flip my bean. Just don't shit on my Lean Cuisine.

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  2. There’s no one in your chair, Mr. Wozniak, and that smell is just kettle corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. One persons catchphrase is another persons chance to make the host say nice things

    By MyFathersFatDonger,
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  4. What are you doing, processed meat tube?

    By Sixtynine,
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  5. It’s dangerous to go around all horny, you could die. You might not, but if you do, people are going to think you’re horny for your own death and then they’ll be mad at you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. For the last time, we don’t accept Christmas lists as payment for dental implants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Why did Elvis leave the building? To get to the other side.

    By Flynyrd-Skynyrd,
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  8. Sunday we have sundaes. Friday we have fry days. Tuesday we have pancakes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 219 views

  9. I'm mysterious and sexy, ya dig?

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  10. Hell yeah, life is LOVE I am HORNY

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  11. Polly wanna cracker? Polly hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Let me be frank, Kevin Spacey has gone to Macy's to get some racy lacies.

    By AyeAyeCaptainFellatio,
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  13. The feet are the REAL nether regions.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I left a damp stamp on the neat seat after watching Lance Gross dance gross. No, I won't clean it up. I'll leave it there.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. Walnuts are just almonds with cancer.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  16. Help me move. There's a drug in it for you.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Does it aways taste bad when O.J. Simpson brushes his teeth?

    By ashvsevildads,
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  18. I may only be a little footnote, but it’s an honor to be annotated.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  19. Two, four, six, eight…watch that stock depreciate!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Pull out all the stops; put in all the starters; and pop, lock, ‘n’ drop it. RIP Huey.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Do not trick-or-treat gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against your recent keto diet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Roger waters George's bush and Robert's plant.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. There's a special place in Hell for those who endure terrible agony because of the sins they committed in life's trash. It's called the Hell Dump.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. There's a special place in Hell for the wicked who refused to curb their lustful appetites in life's thorax issues. It's called the Hell's Center for Minor Cardiothoracic Surgery.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 234 views

  25. Hurt people hurt peeholes

    By Tall Jeff Tonguekiss,
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