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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

    By conditionpoodler,
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  2. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Memorex.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Could someone please explain to me how the Street Sharks were able to breathe on land?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. What can I do you for? …Really? That much?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Due to the national coin shortage all ass pennies are now back in circulation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Howdy, hot link! Bonjour, bratwurst! ...ARRGH!  I can't take this charade any longer!...there will never be another "What's up, hot dog!"  This frankfurter finessing has been fruitless!  Sayonara, sausage seekers!

    By Junk Fungus,
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  7. Sure, Polly wants a cracker, but I don't indulge the whims of pejorative pushing poultry.

    By Junk Fungus,
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  8. "Goosh Puss", a holiday story about a kind-hearted whore who's vagina was allergic to love...coming to VOD this Thursday.

    By Junk Fungus,
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    • 252 views

  9. How do you do? And more importantly, how do you doo-doo?

    By Junk Fungus,
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    • 185 views

  10. Kremlin queens in denim jeans be tootin for glutin and rootin for Putin.

    By Junk Fungus,
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    • 194 views

  11. Quick, Slick, let's get that dick thick!

    By Junk Fungus,
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    • 207 views

  12. Why do we PARK in DRIVEways and DRIVE on SIDEWALKS?

    By Carl with a k,
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  13. I overhauled my overalls / So I could do a fashion haul. / It took too long, / I did it wrong, / And now I’m over overhauls, / And sick of patching wretched ‘ralls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. WELL, come to Comedy Bang Bang.  Well, COME to Comedy Bang Bang.  Welcome TO Comedy Bang Bang.  Welcome to COMEDY Bang Bang.  Welcome to Comedy BANG Bang.  Welcome to Comedy Bang BANG.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  15. Up next, the Biker Mice from Mars Hanukkah Special.  But first... 

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  16. There are a lot of fish in the sea. At least until climate changes kills them off, am'i right fellas?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. In for a penny, in for a pound. Boy Brexit sure did a number on that British economy

    By GoogleCrosby,
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  18. The pessimist in me says Dumbo got taken advantage of by that feather salesman.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. My roomba does zumba with Timon and Pumbaa.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. If I were The Weekend I'd constantly be signing "everybody's working for the weekend" at my employees.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Roaches check in. They don’t check out. So bill them another day, wieners out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Rupaul is trying to make drag racing an Olympic sport.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. It’s only worth getting a warranty for your penis if it’s extended.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. What’s good for the meshugas is good for the Michigander.

    By LOLlard,
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  25. Sippy, Slippy, Snippy. Now you have a botched vasectomy

    By DickSplinters,
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