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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. On your mark, get set, fart!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. “Have respect for the dildos, son. Wash it when the bilbo's done.“ “Okay Dad, I’ll clean after play, but those dildos are mine. I’m gay.“

    By LordBabyHat,
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  3. One does not simply walk into Mordor and come up with CBB's newest catchphrase

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  4. Other countries need to start posting videos of their citizens saying dumb shit. That would make me feel a lot better.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. I eat hot sauce because it gives me a tickle on both ends

    By Yuri Tarted,
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  6. Tommy Bahama seduced my mama with a crotch-less pajama diorama

    By Yuri Tarted,
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  7. Who would diddle the kiddle from Malcolm in the Middle

    By Yuri Tarted,
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  8. If cleanliness is next to godliness, call my balls the devil.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  9. When the eye doctor told me my areolas looked great, I thought she meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. If chuckles were buckles, I’d be a monkey’s uncle. But if giggles were tickles, I’d stop writing Rob Riggle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. One must never forget the spice trade.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. When you're a cowboy and you break up with someone, that's new boot scootin. When you have fancy potatoes, that's patoot au grutin, but when you take too much tylenol, that's "damn, dawg IM BOOFIN".

    By Imgoblins,
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  13. Hold on to your dogs, it’s about to get HOT!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. A murder of crows… A pride of lions… An assload of baboons.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Entertain

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  16. If a dollar falls in its worth and no-one is around, does it devalue the pound?

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  17. Oompa Loompa, Unpaid Labour, Marilyn Monroe!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  18. Porkin' swine to sty: what a way to make a piggin'!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  19. What's down cool cat? It's the 13th hour

    By Longform tragedy,
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  20. The Blue Whale is the largest animal to ever exist, (including dinosaurs), and weighs an average of 300,000 lbs (136,077 kgs).

    By GohperDick,
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  21. I’m all about two things; lukewarm beer and average sized titties.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I just took a T&A test, turns out I'm 100% two tits

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  23. If my doctor wasn't my daughter I'd probably be dating her

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  24. When I suckle at the teat, I take it neat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. You can pick your friends and you can pick their noses, but you can’t force them to have plastic surgery if they don’t want to.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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