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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Accidents will happen, all you can eat. Happy slapping while caught napping, Lets put away those teats.

    By billy_dontknow_which_waytoblow,
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  2. Ya gonna like the way ya shook, I Karen tea it.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  3. I saw a baseball sized spider, it was terrifying, then I saw a spider sized baseball; equally terrifying.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 222 views

  4. Get off my lawn!

    By LouSassel,
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  5. Wrap Your Arms Around Me, Jane. Shake Your Rump. That's how I like my Barenaked Ladies

    By LouSassel,
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  6. It’s nice when mice come from owls’ bowels, ‘cause buddy, I study the turds of birds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Hot, sweaty, and nude; no curtains, no problems!

    By unoclay,
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  8. There’s more than one way to skin a cat but there’s no wrong way to suck on a chili dog.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  9. When a mommy and Daddy love each other very much. They fuck and have babies, get a warm cozy house, and the such. Isn’t that a beautiful thing, I don’t mean to be crass. Except when the mommy and daddy are pinworms and that nice cozy home is your ass.

    By Space jamming,
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  10. My girlfriend asked me to help her put her donkey to bed, so I sang "Swing Low," and that shit goes deep, so deep, so deep put that ass to sleep..

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  11. Let’s just say that, from an ornithologist’s point of view, turkey is my least favorite food.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Eenie meenie miny and moe were all mauled to death by a tiger, wouldn’t you know.

    By Space jamming,
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  13. Spread thighs, full erection, and I still can't lose my virginity. 

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  14. If loose lips sink ships, we really need to rethink our boat patchwork strategy.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 237 views

  15. Milk milk lemonade around the corner is just a bloody mess.

    By Space jamming,
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    • 275 views

  16. Piss up a rope? Don’t mind if I do!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. I've got an addictive personality; people can't get enough of my personality.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. If you want to read more books, I'd recommend reading shorter books.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Make thumb love not thumb war.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  20. A hand in the bush is a triple bogie in golf but it’s an albatross in the sheets

    By Philmccrackn,
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  21. I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep 'cause I'd miss you babe, and I don't have object permanence.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 216 views

  22. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A doctor a day keeps Humana paid.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  23. A French patootie tickles your Doug Flutie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Slap my face and call me Sally, I'll shake your hand and thank ya, pallie!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. If something is as something does then my penis is a communist since it has failed every time it was tried.

    By Philmccrackn,
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    • 326 views
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