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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The combined Slavic Citizenship and Plumbing course I took sent me Russian to the toilet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Never feed an aroused elk until after it finishes in the glovebox.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  3. Howdy Doody's a little tooty; Buffalo Bob must be talking out his booty.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  4. No, I don't want to go to your house, Jamiroquai. Everything moves around!

    By B Dudley,
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  5. Keep your beagle and cream cheese, I'd prefer a St. Bernard and hollandaise sauce anyway.

    By B Dudley,
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  6. I'll be impressed with Jimmy Carter once he creates a habitat for these huge man titties.

    By B Dudley,
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  7. Gut bust leads to butt gust and butt gust leads to nut thrust and nut thrust leads to disgust.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Two roads converged in a wood and I took the one less traveled by, because I'm a contrarian asshole.

    By B Dudley,
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  9. I don't make threats, I make Eastern Promises. Hi! It's me, David Cronenberg, nice to meet you.

    By Bubble-Gut-Uncle-Fucker,
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  10. One fish, two fish, bounce bounce, shoot swish. Get those fish off the basketball court!

    By Lubel80,
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  11. Who can make a Tik Tok dance with the Tick Tock Man? Scotty Auk can but can not dance.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  12. Red leather / Yellow leather / Ubermenscher / Erik Lensherr

    By slowestjogger,
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  13. Hey I'm Scott Caukerman here to promote our new ED sponsor, Looking Pa Nub. When you've just got a nub, we know the wrong place to look. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,   
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  14. Astronomy, Gastronomy, or Grasstronomy; Nobody Rides for Free

    By Egregious_Philbin,
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  15. If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s blue, that’s not poo. If it’s red, see a doctor.

    By Squirrelly Nut Stash,
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  16. I don’t care if Lester Holt is going to be there I’m not going to something called “a fart party”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Why do we always have time for Tickle-Me-Elmo but never for Tickle ME, Elmo?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Bitches give me stitches, but my virginity gives me riches

    By Pastadeluca,
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  19. If you need a tiny house, I’m your man—if by “house” you mean “penis.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Doctor, doctor, I've got a case of the blues - and it's located entirely in my balls.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  21. These boots are made for Walken. Christopher Walken. And he's given me a gold watch as payment.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  22. Live your life like a bunch of grapes: slimy, squishy, and unappealing.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  23. I wish I may. I wish I might. Squeeze a little juice tonight.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  24. The kingdom of heaven is always open. But close that damn window. God isn't made of money and the heat is escaping.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  25. Twim twam tweedildee dee. My wife is a whore and a cuckold I be.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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