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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Here's the thing, It's time to wake up and smell the coffee, but don't drink it, coffee is for closers not rude thoughtless little pigs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Please Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go but conversely please also Put Me To Sleep After You Come-Come.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. No seriously, who let the dogs out?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Swerve in all swank cause my stature surely startles. A klepto and a klank with fractured metatarsals.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. Cradle to the grave? Don't mind if I do! This crib is cursed and I've got a mausoleum guy!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  7. Undies down, time to clown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. EAT your garbanzo, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. I'd like to play Devil's Advocate if I could, but I can't find my Al Pacino action figure anywhere.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. I just barely qualify as a medical anomaly in the world of dermatological dentistry. Just by the skin of my teeth.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Dear AirBnB, The insidious demons were delightful hosts. They made this BlumHouse feel like a BlumHome. 5 stars

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

    By Spanky Gazpacho,
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  13. Hello Darkness my old friend...you got that fifty bucks you owe me?

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  14. How much wood would a wood would wood if a wood would buffalo buffalo buffalo?

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. There's no business like show business, except the shoe business and that's really only close in spelling.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Today was rough, I came on the Subway and they had the audacity to make me clean my ejaculate off the glass before they would make my sandwich.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Why of course I have a tramp stamp, my collectible Charlie Chaplin stamp, the little tramp himself.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. A little dab'll do ya.. A lot of dab? BOO YA!

    By Buffalo,
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  19. The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time

    By poopoobaby,
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  20. Condominium? I hardly know him!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. She’s got legs for days! Two days that is, assuming a diet of one leg per day

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  22. Hasta mignon-a, gravy.

    By LOLlard,
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  23. Technically a pooper scooper does not scoop poop, but poppers. So get in my van you little shit

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  24. "It’s been a minute," means a long time. So I don’t know why you look unsatisfied

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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  25. The Twilight Saga was filmed a mile from here. A mile as the wolf runs not as the vampire weekends

    By Hans Jewish Anderson,
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