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I'll catch you off-guard and make you feel all vulnerable wit disarm.

By Fuckersstolemyhuffy, August 28, 2020
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That chardonnay had great mouthfeel, but how does shorty's neck feel?

By Fuckersstolemyhuffy, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
Ninety-nine percent of life is just stuff goin’ into holes.

By Euripides’ Shorts, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
Get a better head of hair at Gregg Laird's Hair Share Extraordinaire

By Fuckersstolemyhuffy, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
No wonder rabbits are so horny: they’re always naked.

By Euripides’ Shorts, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
If I’m not a horse whisperer, explain to me how this giraffe got on your roof.

By Euripides’ Shorts, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
From the womb to the tomb, honeycomb is the bomb. But please don’t give honey to infants under one year.

By Euripides’ Shorts, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
Gary, gear up to wear your rip-stop earmuffs. Puff a pipe and peel a muffin whilst we procure—huffin’—this poor puffin, roughed up by a tussle on the shores of Lake Curmudgeon, and bludgeoned by a sturgeon.

By Euripides’ Shorts, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words like bitchboy, manwhore and cumslut get me just as hard.

By PeepilOfPorkSteeple, August 28, 2020
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- August 28, 2020
It's all fawn, doe I get buck my deer stag.

By JenryPerts, August 28, 2020
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- JenryPerts
- August 28, 2020
The mere meercat mirrored the misogynistic mongoose, thus continuing the cycle of inequality.

By Penguin_Confit, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
God never closes a door without opening a window, turning on the air-con, pointing a fan at your confetti collection and farting up your bedroom.

By SideofMcG, October 20, 2020
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- October 20, 2020
Some never wear shorts, some never wear jeans, some never use hammers that don't have ball peens.

By Fuckersstolemyhuffy, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
They call me the gingerbread man because my family only remembers I exist at Christmas.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
Did you know it's called a murder of crows? Yup, when I killed all those birds they tell me I committed a murder of crows.

By Pat Chaddams, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
Everyone's trying to save the Post Office but post-Office Steve Carrell made Welcome To Marwen and that wasn't very good at all!

By Pat Chaddams, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
You can love Paul Rudd or love Paul Rust; just please don’t make love on this bus.

By Euripides’ Shorts, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

By LordBabyHat, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

By LordBabyHat, August 29, 2020
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- August 29, 2020
Smack a bag of Franzia and that’ll quit your grumbles, ‘cause that's the way Hansel and Gretel’s cookie crumbles.

By LordBabyHat, August 29, 2020
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- LordBabyHat
- August 29, 2020
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can pick the jam right out of your toes.

By PrincePeppersneeze, August 30, 2020
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- PrincePeppersneeze
- August 30, 2020
I never walked in on my parents having sex, those sneaky bastards foiled my every attempt.

By TootyBut2DButt, August 30, 2020
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- TootyBut2DButt
- August 30, 2020
Gad-Zouks! I’m glad Jason got married but he could do better!

By TootyBut2DButt, August 30, 2020
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- TootyBut2DButt
- August 30, 2020
As long as I'm wearing them, these ruby red slippers will be safe as houses.

By SweetBabyA, August 30, 2020
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- SweetBabyA
- August 30, 2020
I think ALL whips are Cool Whips.

By SweetBabyA, August 30, 2020
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- SweetBabyA
- August 30, 2020

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New Catchphrase Suggestions

48976 topics in this forum

I'll catch you off-guard and make you feel all vulnerable wit disarm.

That chardonnay had great mouthfeel, but how does shorty's neck feel?

Ninety-nine percent of life is just stuff goin’ into holes.

Get a better head of hair at Gregg Laird's Hair Share Extraordinaire

No wonder rabbits are so horny: they’re always naked.

If I’m not a horse whisperer, explain to me how this giraffe got on your roof.

From the womb to the tomb, honeycomb is the bomb. But please don’t give honey to infants under one year.

Gary, gear up to wear your rip-stop earmuffs. Puff a pipe and peel a muffin whilst we procure—huffin’—this poor puffin, roughed up by a tussle on the shores of Lake Curmudgeon, and bludgeoned by a sturgeon.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words like bitchboy, manwhore and cumslut get me just as hard.

It's all fawn, doe I get buck my deer stag.

The mere meercat mirrored the misogynistic mongoose, thus continuing the cycle of inequality.

God never closes a door without opening a window, turning on the air-con, pointing a fan at your confetti collection and farting up your bedroom.

Some never wear shorts, some never wear jeans, some never use hammers that don't have ball peens.

They call me the gingerbread man because my family only remembers I exist at Christmas.

Did you know it's called a murder of crows? Yup, when I killed all those birds they tell me I committed a murder of crows.

Everyone's trying to save the Post Office but post-Office Steve Carrell made Welcome To Marwen and that wasn't very good at all!

You can love Paul Rudd or love Paul Rust; just please don’t make love on this bus.

I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

Smack a bag of Franzia and that’ll quit your grumbles, ‘cause that's the way Hansel and Gretel’s cookie crumbles.

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can pick the jam right out of your toes.

I never walked in on my parents having sex, those sneaky bastards foiled my every attempt.

Gad-Zouks! I’m glad Jason got married but he could do better!

As long as I'm wearing them, these ruby red slippers will be safe as houses.

I think ALL whips are Cool Whips.

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